Does anyone fancy a round of very sexy golf with nudie ladies? Don't worry, the nudie ladies are forbidden from soliciting. Phew!!!

Tracklist:

Barrington Levy - Here I Come (Nu:Tone Remix)

Rido - Point

Tyrone - Lunar City

Impak - Neuros

Why would you want an intergalactic sperm bank? Seriously give me one good reason! Just one will do!

Creepy Joe Biden takes a few minutes off being a handsy weirdo to try and get rave promoters arrested on trumped up charges. God bless America!

Further delays to the UKs whacking ban, Fleetwood Mac are overrated, squirrels are selling meth on the dark web. Standard morning really.

Tracklist:

Culture Shock - There For You (Breakage Remix)

JayVee - Unawakened You

Phace & Noisia - Micro Organism (Buunshin Remix)

Catholic priests are doing gears and collecting Nazi memorabilia for no good reason. Drunk Polish man steals a tank and one of the biggest drug busts ever takes place in Philly.

Tracklist:

Rockwell and Phace - Block

Audio - Dead Stock

Maztek - Won't Stop

JayVee - Lost In Unknown Spaces 

Si Twiddy calls in to give the inside scoop on a further Wilson development. 

Tracklist:

Zero T - Can't Hide

Teddy Kilers - Push The Dubs

Culture Shock - Neighbourhood

How much of tax payers money should go towards Friday Floof? Are the Chinese leading the way in getting things stuck inside themselves?

Tracklist:

Robbyt - Oedipus

Phace - Hot Rocks (Culprate Remix)

Fracture - Give Me Love

I take on one of the worlds greatest foes, a tradesman with a drill. Only Current Value can save me at this point!

Tracklist:

Benny L - Vanta Black

JTR - High Point

Echo B - Leviathan 

Is there anything more annoying than Vampire Witch Reptilian Super Soldiers? I doubt it. We find a man who's life have been irreparably damaged by Jump Up.

Tracklist:

Fracture - Give Me Love

FD - Foundations

Sound In Noise - Cowards

Phace - Hot Rock (Culprate Remix)

Wesley is back and has a to-die-for new outfit that is bold, brave and beautiful! Lil Wayne regrets tattooing his balls and a new runner for the Tory leadership is announced.

Tracklist:

Fracture - Give Me Love

Audio - Deadstock

Document One - Shutdown

Cyantific - Welcome To The Future VIP