Coffee And Memes

Our descent into the apocalypse must surely now be apparent to everyone. Coffee and Memes is the only reasonable distraction out there. 

Strapping your old mammy to explosives in the name of medical science? $375 for a black market knee? Hell of a time to be alive.

We catch up with our boy that can resist a lovely horse. Boy faps on plane and the Feathery King could be called in to protect our beer gardens.

My army of crows will end you and all that you hold dear. Do not fuck with the feathery king for he has completely run out of fucks!

Back once again with the ill behaviour, the shoe throwers and the general bloody nonsense. Tell your son to stop crying, ya baby boi is back.

Who's the real gimp here guys? What has Elon been cooking up? Should a woman marry a chandelier that potentially collaborated with the Nazis?

Flying ants need to chill out on the airborne dick slinging. Squiff is deplatformed by technology. 

Fire up the Ban Canons, Rankin is in town!! I hit peak triggering with some Harry Potter obsessed, female incels and what is under Donny T's wig?

I go on a live banning rampage in the Discord and the YouTube Chat. You're banned, you're banned, you're banned, everyone is banned. No one is safe from my authoritarian ban hammer!

Are the commies trying to have me shut down already? Should be go back to a feudal system? Who is first for the gallows?