Sweet Johnny returns to rattle some cages. Florida man has some unique thoughts on dealing with hurricanes and we prepose an online register of which EDM DJs eat ass.

I slow news week will not stop us from digging out the finest tods the tabloids have to offer. Psy Trance Dad is a serious danger, roofers are laying pipe down your chimney and traffic cops get put on the shit list.

I offer a thorough breakdown of a fight in a McDonalds, some gems from The Smoking Gun and a fat lad needs to put a shirt on. 

Theres an Owlman on the loose, a deeply problematic giant with a huge dong in Devon and a lady has some great tips for attracting flocks of men.

The wankers of Wallmart, Porn Hubs dirtiest ever film and how to make your mother proud at her book group.

Seagull fake news being used to sell CBD oil! People are dominating their friendship group by making sex dolls that look like their best mates girlfriend. 

We delve into the entrepreneurial world of Bart Vanderhorst and i receive more USB cable related cyber bullying.

Metro are peddling fake news as per usual, crossbow sex cults are ending in tears and i offer vital info on anyone trying to cultivate a creepy perv look for fashion or otherwise.

Jim from Rankin Radio pops in to talk about Simon Cowell's face, why crossbows are back in fashion and his now ex-boyfriend.

Sweet Johnny pops in to chat conspiracies,  huge piles of tod, side chicks on the rampage and general tin foil hat work.