Feminist ghosts are out to make a pound note. How hard do you think you are? Place yourself in a percentage compared to the rest of the world. Do it. For lulz.

Can a sausage roll truly leave you traumatised for life? I sure hope so! The Swooping Prince, Sweet Johnny returns with his trailblazing ways and ICP have made a western with Bridget The Midget :/

More high class hookers, heads used as ashtrays, bean dip laced with meth and an introspective triggering from Toby Carvery. Standard Monday really on Coffee And Memes.

Rosie Posey joins me again for delightful romp through the world of fondling, moist panties and other such delights. All the basic bitch dating terms you ever needed explaining get explained.

All fun at the fair today with high level lawyers becoming high class brass's while the husband (who definitely doesn't mind, honest) stays home with the baby in order to remove stigma before going home to her luxury mansion. 

Cry into your underwear for cash, but whatever you do, don't accidentally adopt a psychopathic Ukrainian dwarf because she is almost certainly a government operative looking to off you. 

WE ARE ONE!!! The station gets stormed by placard wielding lobsters demanding the release of Wesley Snips. Buckfast cocktails, multiple cakes and shots of the good stuff. Here's to the next 10 years!

We catch up with my favourite 'off-grid' parents who are now living a libertarian life in a council house with their illiterate breastfeeding 8 year old while the dad refuses to work on principal! Audio pops up in the chat and is immediately threatened with the bans!

A live stream watching a live stream. We watch some YouTubers gathered outside area 51 and meet a judge who gets horny from murder trials.  

I experience a truly harrowing double triggering this morning on my dog walk along the beach. Elon is still in hot water in his fight against 'Pedo Guy' and we could all die at any moment from some disease or other.