It's all go today! I'm triggered pretty much immediately by the tardiness of one of the alleged 'functioning adults' who works upstairs and accidentally declare war on another Brighton radio station. 

Sweet Johnny is back to cover all the darkest news stories there are to find. Lifers VS Nonces could be Russias hit new web series and a North Carolina retirement home have started a fight club!

Squiff stops by to take in the utter insanity of the world. Boy sent to gulag for wearing the trousers of the poor and accidental edition of White People Do The Darndest Things.

Moby is up to his old trick. Man has to buy a Cheeseburger in order to hold up a McDonalds and i am duped once again by a strange woman with a strong knowledge of Photoshop.

AI fails me when i need it the most. I'm triggered by the lack of best radio station/show categories in the DNB Awards so prepose an alternative awards with categories people actually care about.

Ministers have concerns that a No-Deal Brexit will lead to mass dogging in Kent lay-bys, Belle Delphine gets in on the clown world action. And plenty of delicious horse meat!

An extended intro about Si Twiddy for little to no reason. News on everyones 'favourite' gamer girl and can you be a true libertarian if you don't sell your kids?

We discover the majestic world of erotic author Chuck Tingle short books are a must read for fans of anthropomorphised inanimate objects shagging people in the butt, often with a Brexit theme.

How many men truly have it in them to kneel at the feet of Cockney Jesus and ask him if he considers them a 'proper geeza'? How many would be able to take the answer? It's worth thinking about.

I am going to make it my mission to put every single bloody bloomer into a home and then appropriate their ill gotten property from my own Xenial means. You mark my words!