Bunch of Italian hogs get on the gear in the forest and run into traffic for lols. It's Trickstar Christmas next door and gender reveal parties reach new lows.

We need to have a serious talk about Mayor McCheese and how his predatory actions are being covered up by Big Hamburger. More train eggs than normal and NZ cyclist is based AF. 

Hot new take from John McAfee, perhaps Jeffery Epstein never existed in the first place! I like it, i think we should run with out, it makes a lot of sense and anyone who says otherwise is a right wing troll!

Man turns bedroom in Harry Potter themed chamber, presumably to keep women slaves in. Grime4Corybn is RIP and a goodly load of gear washes up on French beaches.

Man buys way too many hens and will have to eat hens for dinner for ages probably. Students in Holland are lying in graves to ponder their own mortality and gender reveal parties claim more victims.

A special early morning addition of Coffee And Memes with marginally less triggering. We find out why women have clitorises according to some geeza and the is a pub now powered by poo.

Wall to wall triggering in todays episode. Hard working Americans are let down by pizza huts and their inability to perform the one job they set out to do. Man gets busted with foreskin full of dingers

Cafe Nero have betrayed me. A Coffee And Memes goodtimes gal sprays tit milk for all and have you reached your Gladwellian level of mastery yet when it comes to choking the chicken?

Sweet Johnny stops by for an update on our favourite Ukrainian dwarf. Girl quits job to mukbang full time on YouTube and what if having a portal to the spirit world in the living room turns your husband gay?

Latest instalment of 'Sexperts say....' involved letting your girlfriend cuck you for Christmas. Woman who climbed into lion enclosure in zoo is now a lion and if you don't believe her you better educate yourself buddy!