Imagine spending £170,000 of tax payers money on a public toilet that sprays fat people with water and sets of an alarm and reveals the hairy arses and unbleached anus' of toilet shaggers!

The people deserve food and beverage products made from the yeast of the GC. Give the people what they want!! 

Lads are impressions for smuggling pig spunk, and a lass will show you how to wank your way to riches. All in a days work for Coffee And Memes.

Big update on the Kenny Fu-Kennard name change. Maybe nuclear was might not be as bad as we think, maybe we should all have nuclear weapons on us at all times? Maybe.....

Food blogger, nemesis of seaguls and confirmed good-times-gal, Rosie Posie joins me to talk the toot about digital blowies and crowder funders for ass implants.

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Sassy police get triggered by puns on Facebook. A 2 week long boner threatens a mans life. A sad sad tale of Tinder catfishing.

Boiling up a lovely pot of pantie tea for all those thirsty jump up bois out there. 

I am happy that Jeff Parsons has come to terms with sharting himself in Starbucks while wearing his airpods in front of the whole cafe. I am genuinely pleased for him.

Squiff drops in for episode 200. Seaguls Vs Antifa, Keith Chewin back from the dead to smuggle gear, Michael Buerk goes hard in the paint on fat people.

Lads out there offending the Home Office because he is so far. £20,000 pay off for a circumcision and my patients with The Zuck finally runs out.