Squiff Vs Instagram comes out with a 1 nil to Insta. Russians with ball bags for arms are running amok and R-Kelly's brazened recruitment is beyond baffling.

My concerns about Rinse FM only playing tracks about Tide Pods and eating ass are confirmed and Wesley gets and incredible new makeover!

You'll have to bare with me on it but i think it's a really good idea. ITV, you can have it for free, put your wallets away, that one is on me!

I discuss my morning routine of thot removal and ketamine toothpaste. Drug dealers fall in tods and DNB needs more love songs.

Maybe what the world needs is videos of DNB producers just getting in done. Perhaps we need a campaign to get it going? Who's with me?

It's the 4th of July and you better believe we out here singing the national anthem and showing some god damn respect for the Americans that died fighting aliens. 

I'm back at the helm and more triggered than ever. Why is Dan White organised a fight with a squirrel, should you have to do the hoovering if you're on the roids?

This is a special episode with a teaser of the first 3 chapters of my audio book, Jungle Ate My Hamster. If you enjoy it and want to hear further chapters, you can find them at www.patreon.com/thresholdfm for just $5 a month. 

Hope you enjoy, much love, Will.

I lift the lid on the little known real cause of Brexit, the invasive Herring Gull. Sub Seagull scum the lot of them.

It's anarchy. The Builders are in, Cardi B is on the rampage, i have zero grasp of history, Wesley is on ketamine.