Go sell James your coffee! Today we pay homage to our technological overlords, discuss the direction of the internet, talk about our go to coffee orders, and give the boot to the overly genuine.

Today we are joined by Matt "Not Hart" Ehresman, a fellow coffee maniac. We discuss brand new colors, sandals, nudity, green screens, "realistic" careers, and slang.

Today we're joined by Gretchen Hackler from Wayward to talk about robot dicks, wolves, yachts, street league, VR porn, coffee pros, marketing, and what we wanted to be when we grew up.

Today we are without James, but joined by Russel and Nathan from Anchorhead. We talk about what its like working for the all mighty AHC, hugs, ghosting, Kanye, and a few other things we cant remember at this current time.

Today we get the gang back together to fight about burritos some more and discuss, joy sparking, bathroom habits, coffee blends, oink-ment, body hair, phobias and Yelpers (stop it.)

Today we sit down with Global Sales Guru Sarah Palmer from Synesso Espresso. We sip on Palermos and discuss pajamas, nuclear war, the best espresso machine, our ideal last meal and Sarah's illustrious stand-up career.

Welcome back, James. We Dish about the perils of small business, Jake wants James to offer to-go food, and James says "grab-and-go F#$* yourself". # round includes coffee books, 5 year goals, barista unions, and best duets.

James taps out to "open" a "business". We chat with Umeko Motoyoshi of Umeshiso.com about Changing Structures, and winning a Sprudgie award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence. In the #round we talk bedding, instant coffee, DRUGS, whether cupping is is just too hard, and maybe other things.

Today we discuss what its like to open a coffee shop, or restaurant, sound cloud rappers, woke culture, favorite thing to cook, underwear pee hole, and internet influencers.

Today we talk about our dream interpretations, super bowl treats, E sports, mens jewelry, how to cook an egg, and sports betting. This sounds like it will be interesting, but its kind of not. Shit.