Coincidence Control Network

The fellas talk about the reintroduction of endangered species, cancel culture,  and the inherent dweebiness of the occult.

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Grizzlies in Alberta

Spider tail snake

Cuff and Link

#CancelCrowley

#CancelLauraIngallsWilder

When TicTacs attack!

Sigil engine

Catching lab animals

Monkeys: Mutant autist monkeys

The fellas talk about getting old, why super straights are secretly Nazis, and what color the cynicism pill is.

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Oxford University QCovid risk calculator

Super-straight

SWERF

Andrew Schulz on super-straight

BLM’s deleted ‘About’ page 

Monkeys: Monkeys in Kenucky

Devil shoes

Nikolas Schrek

Alex Burns

The fellas talk AI, fake news, and Lovecraft.

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Sea gypsies

AI is hawt

AI is your friend

CNN caught with fake video?

Anderson Cooper pretends to be flooded

Brooklyn Dad

Lovecraft and Dark Enlightenment

The fellas talk about guppies, NFTs, and the mystery of the eel.

Featuring Rob M.

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How the FBI creates terrorists

Lefty activist at capitol riots paid thousands for footage

Guppies need ugly friends

Dragonfly’s mouth will give you nightmares

NFTs

Nostradamus on 2021

Monkeys: Bali temple monkeys know what to steal

Where do baby eels come from?

The fellas shout at each other over a construction crew’s hammering. They talk about Bill Gates, Georgia Guidestones, and louche—sorry—loosh.

Featuring Rob M.

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Max Blumenthal on Bill Gates (Grayzone article)

Georgia Guidestones

Sentinelese

Loosh

Newsom eats out 

Jim Keller on multidimensional aliens

Thylacine? Not a thylacine

Barbara Bush: (probably) not Crowley’s daughter

Malcolm X assassination

The fellas talk parasites, Santa Claus fetishes, and the whites. Ted has some new theories about ancient aliens.

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WEF smart mask

Texas sh*t show explained

Spiders that pretend to be ants

Bear love

Biblioteca Pléyades

Parasite makes gay crabs

Maxwell on Trump and Clinton

Belgium’s X-Files

The fellas talk Jesus, UFOs, monkeys, and Elon Musk—pretty standard fare.

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Is America a Third World country? (US has money, but doesn’t look developed)

Travelers in the US

The Super Bowl tanked 

Biden Booed 

Spinach taught to email

Cuomo coverup

Monkeys: Marmosets can eavesdrop

Monkeys: Love porn

Elon News: UFOs over Utah

US Navy’s fusion energy patent and Dr. Pais

US to lead world in old transport tech

Parable of the talents

Witch of King’s Cross

Last week’s recording was devoured by demons, but the fellas fought them off and made it back. They talk about Epstein’s harem of scientists and why dolphins hate humans.

Featuring: Lil Ray and Ted Heistman

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Copepods and Ostracods

Epstein wanted to seed human race

Biden’s science chief connected to Epstein

Bill Gates and Epstein

Monkeys: Elon hooks monkey up to neurolink 

Brain cell microchips

Shrimp batteries

Monkeys: Bigfoot hunting

Humans are too loud for dolphins

Jesus game

WEF: Cyberpandemic

Tim Dillon on Clubhouse

The fellas are joined by Big Papa Ken Eakins, host of Right Where You Are Sitting Now, who points out that their monkey news segment is a ripoff of Ricky Gervais. These know-it-all Brits. Amirite?

Featuring: Lil Ray, Ted Heistman, and Ken Eakins

Game designer on QAnon

Dominion theology

QAnon drops

Reviewing the Cult of Kek

Cicada book

Operation Falcon Punch

The Institute

Desperate Qanoners think Trump is signalling them in Morse code

Trump ordered more drone strikes than Obama

Deadly queefs care of G Paltrow

Ted’s pet shrimp

Trippy Bees and mad honey yo!

Bill Gates wants to own all the farmland

The fellas span some time with musician, host of Art Fight Podcast, and CCN alumnus Joe Nolan. They talk #ForceTheVote, UFOs, and herpes.

Featuring: Lil Ray, Ted Heistman, and Joe Nolan

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Manatees for trump

Obama deported more people than Trump

Strange signal from Jupiter's moons

CIA opens UFO files

CIA coup of the Dems

Dark Journalist

Monkeys: Herpes monkeys

Neanderthal sex

World’s oldest cave painting

Man injects magic mushrooms

Dire wolves weren’t wolves