Coincidence Control Network

This week Dr. Paul Harrison of the Profane Humanities Podcast joins the fellas for a frank discussion about the dangers of cancel culture on campus and why it’s a good idea to base people’s credit scores on their porn searchers.

Featuring Ted Heistman, Lil Ray, and Dr. Paul Harrison

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Professor under woke fire

iPhone workers in India destroy factory

IMF: Base credit scores on search history

Scientists make music playlists for tripping on shrooms

Agenda 21

Collapsed pyramid, bent pyramid, red pyramid, hey!

Post-holiday laziness is in full effect as the fellas talk Great Reset, the relief bill’s UFO disclosure clause, and why we’re all Bigfoot

Featuring: Ted Heistman and Lil Ray

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Vikings are mutts

Boleskine House: Occultists go home!

Great Reset goes public

What is servitisation

COVID Bill will force Pentagon to disclose aliens

Prince Charles is Dracula’s heir

Trump Lawyer: Epstein is alive

But is the lawyer a Democrat plant?

#ForceTheVote proves The Squad is all talk

Monkeys: CO is a breeding ground for bigfoot

Technical difficulties almost sent this one to the trash can, but Lil Ray saved what he could. The fellas talk about aliens, cephalopods and Ted’s bizarre family history.

Featuring: Lil Ray and Ted Heistman

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Every Mayor and governor accused of breaking COVID rules (Josh)

Cuomo’s Emmy

Monkey: Cher wants to rescue gorilla 

Alone season 7

The pygmy who was put in a zoo

Former Israeli space security officer: Aliens are real and Trump knows

Octopus biology

Hannah Duston

Uri Gellar lifts Pokemon ban

Muskox resurgence

The fellas talk about dogs and bigfoot. Lil Ray agrees to go squatchin’ on air. That’s a verbal contract.

Featuring: Lil Ray and Ted Heistman

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AOC merch

Intro to the Dark Enlightenment

Chinese social score keeps man off high speed rail

Covid class war

We are Bigfoot

In the Spirit of Seatco

Pornhub cleans house

Aborted baby scalps end up on rodents

Newton’s dog

The fellas get real philosophical about time and existence … JK. It’s nothing but fart jokes as far as the ear can hear. 

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The universe looks like a brain

Zero Books censored

Monoliths say ‘Bye bitch”

Woman eats man’s brains on street

230 Repeal

Studies can’t be reproduced

Battle of the billionaires

Against the Managers

National committee for AI

Monkeys: Hungry monkeys brawl

Coincidence Control Network: File #103 - Lizard People on Drugs

The boys get weird and Lil Ray blames it on the drugs. They talk about Tracy Twyman, how conspiracy theories can lead to real creeps, and how to offset darkness with monkeys.

Featuring: Lil Ray and Ted Heistman

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Baphomet on TikTok

Everything you ever wanted to know about Tracy Twyman but were too afraid to ask

Twyman on Youtube

Isaac Kappy’s death

A Disinfo writer’s “experiences with a hyperdimensional creature”

IGSP

Journalist vomits black fluid

Terry Gilliam on Lewis Carroll

What’s a finsta?

Newly discovered endangered primate facing extinction

The boys discuss evolution, Russiagate, and the reasons why new rap is terrible.

Featuring: Lil Ray and Ted Heistman

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Trump’s Russia sanctions are tougher than you’d imagine

German court declares that Techno is music

Ardipithecus on Rogan

Cain’s Jawbone solved

Speedy Rubik’s cubes

Miley Cyrus on UFOs

You can finally relax. Lil Ray and Ted have called the election.

Featuring: Lil Ray and Ted Heistman

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Was Trump cheated?

Biden’s GOP support

TikTok user says he faked ballot destruction video

Giuliani says 450,000 Pennsylvania votes are suspect

Postal employee claims his boss backdated Penn votes

Michigan software glitch

Georgia software glitch

Glitchy software used in most of the country

We welcome back some friendly faces, Matheny reveals he’s involved in every weird story we can bring up, and we discuss why the internet isn’t fun anymore.

Featuring: Ken Eakins, Joseph Matheny, Joe Nolan, Lil Ray, and Ted Heistman

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Mexico’s devil castle overrun by Satanists

Quantum Jumping Cup Method

Books Matheny recommends:

Walking Through Clear Water in a Pool Painted Black by Cookie Mueller

Youtubers are retarded. Randonautica. + retardation ken

Sex Drugs and Chess - The Queen’s Gambit and Deep Blue Down the Rabbit Hole

Also, The Great Chess Movie, and Bobby Fischer Against the World

Also this article about chess and insanity 

3Pac Documentary is live

Werner Herzog on chickens 

Black Tapes podcast

Alex Jones is dying, the election is happening, and all we care about is begging for more Twitter followers. Typical.

This week we talk about Joe Rogan, the Electoral College, and how to reverse engineer a death ray.

Featuring: Lil Ray, Ted Heistman

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Alex Jones episode taken down by Spotify and then put back up

Pop Magick?

Life in 2030: “You will own nothing and be happy”

Trump and Tesla

Hillary is now an elector in the electoral college

Gambia turns away from marble-based voting

New Grant Morrison interview