WE'RE BACK! This week's text is... not a review? Sort of a review? Sort of a short story, too. It's about Come Dine With Me. Content note for food chat, sick chat, shit chat, and accidental weight loss. You can find the written version here and if you want to support more of this weirdo writing, please consider giving us £1 a month on Patreon or Kofi, or doing a one-off dono on Paypal; any sign-ups and donations of any amount grants you entry to our discord server, ie. the best place on the internet. See ya next week with a new text!!!