Sam tried to burn down his house and add to the plethora of California wild fires. Thomas has some really important points to make about dental hygiene. Also, Thomas reviews a curious oldie.

Sam's cast is offffff but there's a catch. There's always a catch... Thomas has some TV confessions to make and then they talk about the weird kite festival that Sam apparently went to.

We've got some funny stuff and then also an extensive analysis of why Last Chance U is some of the best TV on Earth. It's an extra long show too with some dad talk at the end.

Sam's got some more hilarious tales of fast food eating, which makes sense since it's pretty much all he does. Then Thomas has a few tips on how to make soccer not the worst possible sport of all of them. Then patrons get a hilarious bonus extra segment!

Sam's got some tales from the crypt he saw in San Diego, and Thomas doesn't have to do as much for once this week thanks Sam. Patrons over at patreon.com/shoeshine get a nice long bonus segment!

The dudes talk idioms, painting, fast food, bridges, and whatever just listen to the stupid show.

Thomas's life really was ruined by Robby Glantz, and Sam broke his hand and is dying to tell the story repeatedly. In the bonus segment for patrons, Thomas has a review of Netflix's Evil Genius!

It's a miserable episode about both hot and colds. And some other stuff. It's great. Listen.

Take a look at the featured picture and tell me that's a f*cking cat. Do it. Anyway we've got talk of arguments with our wives over nothing, and also we saw Chris Cohen! It was weird.

That's a lot of things tied together, you'll have to listen to untangle it all. Also, in the bonus stuff for patrons, Thomas has a really weird series of vivid memories about substitute teachers who were f*cking weird. You need to check it out. patreon.com/shoeshine.