An idle observation about the runtime of this podcast is followed by a marvelous idea for an improved desk accessory.

Grant brings Andy Capp. A love of silly words devolves into an anti-capitalist rant and miscellany regarding baseball.

Mark brings Phoebe and Her Unicorn. Good pencils are good, but even then they aren’t always too useful.

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Mark’s mind is all a-jumble with observations and ill-defined opinions about Mario Kart World. It’s quite the introductory section yet again.

Mark brings Marmaduke. We’re once again turning back the clock on our tools.

Grant brings Pearls Before Swine. Why can’t we all just have a nice day?

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A heartwarming tale of a conquered past turns into an interrogation regarding countertop kitchen appliances.

Grant brings Sherman’s Lagoon. Listen: It’s not that hard to not make awful decisions about your bathroom decor.

Mark brings Lola. “Innovative” doesn’t mean better when it comes to transportation.

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Nothing like a brisk walk on an excruciatingly hot summer evening! Mark doesn’t have central air and Grant is curious about the frequency and emotional impact of lost discs.

Mark brings The Other Coast. Grant would be a lovable menace. Mark would grab things. Both of your hosts eat food.

Grant brings For Better or For Worse. Googly eyes really do make everything better.

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Some companies are trying too hard to cater to a non-existent bell curve. Believe in us a little! We can dry clothes and make decisions like adults.

Grant brings Lucky Cow. A philosophical discussion about the nature of work and minimalism turns into one about the trades.

Mark brings Skin Horse. Look, neither of your hosts are even a little ‘stitious, but numbers are appealing.

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You’ve waited so long, and Mark is finally able to deliver on a Solo Stove update. Get yourself in the ecosystem of a convenient flame sufficiently large for a couple of smores.

Mark brings The Daily Drawing. Ah, the bountiful creative energy of youth. Your hosts recall their arts and crafts of yore.

Grant brings Aaggghhh. Please don’t approach the goose.

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Baseball, thunderstorms, strange cars, and small rooms. Oklahoma has everything!

Grant brings Berkeley Mews. What came first, the plant or the pot? Mark suggests a costly commission.

Mark brings The Argyle Sweater. Grant has some difficulty engaging with the prompt.

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Step outside for a glimpse of summer. There’s fresh furniture next to not-quite-open flames. It’s sunny with a chance of pizza.

Mark brings Too Much Coffee Man. After a brief tangent, Grant explains some charts in an effort to maintain this podcast’s commitment to segments that play terribly over audio.

Grant brings Arlo and Janis. Overall, overalls are decent.

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A classic snack makes a comeback, and Mark isn’t nearly as disgusted as Grant had hoped. Warning tags are humorous and a workplace is spruced up.

Grant brings Non Sequitur. Mark doesn’t elaborate on his awkward teenage years, and Grant has strong feelings on haberdashery.

Mark brings Lost Sheep. Grant could have so many stories for the show.

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After ushering in a new technological era, Mark recaps a recent vacation. Grant has a niche bit of dirt.

Mark brings Super-Fun-Pak Comix. He looks to mine the depths of Grant’s childhood dreams. It’s hard to do things well.

Grant brings Luann. Someone had extremely inaccurate color opinions directed at the color guy.

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