Comical Start

Mark's neighborhood has a unique art installation and/or egregious oversight.

Grant brings Ginger Meggs. Mark provides an epiphany about the comic design, and language is recreated.

Mark brings Worry Lines. Grant is rightfully frustrated by a product’s mere existence.

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Your extremely competent FDA has your best interests in mind, even though Grant is baffled by how this shrimp could be tainted. Mark got a new lamp, and Grant is similarly baffled.

Mark brings Miss Peach. Grant dreams of new desk features.

Grant brings Baby Blues. He has an important question.

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Let’s make good use of that most excellent invention which Volvo gave away for free. Also, Mark went to New York.

Grant brings Shoe. He registers an official complaint with the English language.

Mark brings Lug Nuts. Grant knows how to measure, and how he’d like to do so.

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Comical Start is back on the pizza podcast beat. Then, Mark has an unrelated botanical question.

Mark brings Nothing is Not Something. Grant categorizes his headwear. Mark isn’t sure how to feel about his own.

Grant brings B.C. Mark answers an excellent, though not entirely original, icebreaker.

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Grant shares his sweet and spicy relief. Mark promises he isn’t bragging. Smashing gems and seeking bananas is an excellent pastime.

Grant brings Big Nate. Enjoy a failure to describe a soft drink and an amusing anecdote from the service industry.

Mark brings Home and Away. There are two organizational tycoons on hand.

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Check out your local IMDB webpage (or Callsheet if you’re cool) for either of your hosts’ film cameos. Movie production is no joke, and some indie folks are prolific and hilarious.

Mark brings Too Much Coffee Man. Grant and Mark are not pescetarians, though Mark is committed to giving it another shot.

Grant brings Sherman’s Lagoon. Mark waxes poetic about the humble stroll. Grant is pleasantly shocked by the anticipatory statements.

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There is no more exciting pairing than waffles and writing, except for waffles and ice cream.

Grant brings Pearls Before Swine. Mark attempts to explain a joke. Grant wants to know whose fault this is.

Mark brings W.T. Duck. Grant doesn’t have time for bird enthusiasts.

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Your hosts discuss two local delicacies with the promise of more to come.

Mark brings Lard’s World Peace Tips. Grant struggles to read, then describes his whole water situation. He is disgusted by Mark.

Grant brings Baby Blues. Mark attempts to be diplomatic and Grant disagrees.

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An idle observation about the runtime of this podcast is followed by a marvelous idea for an improved desk accessory.

Grant brings Andy Capp. A love of silly words devolves into an anti-capitalist rant and miscellany regarding baseball.

Mark brings Phoebe and Her Unicorn. Good pencils are good, but even then they aren’t always too useful.

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Mark’s mind is all a-jumble with observations and ill-defined opinions about Mario Kart World. It’s quite the introductory section yet again.

Mark brings Marmaduke. We’re once again turning back the clock on our tools.

Grant brings Pearls Before Swine. Why can’t we all just have a nice day?

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