Bureaucracy has its place, but we wish it weren’t in our lives. A harrowing tale is followed by a positive swing in the world of athletics.

Grant brings Frazz. What’s in a saying? Or is it an axiom? All these words get quite confusing.

Mark brings Poorly Drawn Lines. We’re looking for some honest soul-searching between you, your food, and your floor.

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There’s dissent among the ranks regarding food temperature yet again. Mark has traps, and Grant missed out on core childhood games.

Mark brings Spot the Frog. If you’re squeamish about mild eye injuries, skip ahead.

Grant brings Luann. Mark gets a little touchy, and Grant has a strong opinion.

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Mark is welcomed back to the spring baseball season outside of California, and Grant shares an old source of joy. Your hosts make some tentative plans.

Grant brings Breaking Cat News. Disney Channel Original Movies have some odd premises, and vacuums suck.

Mark brings Big Nate. Grant accepts a recommendation.

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Do your hosts give money to the main website that provides the ability to give you this show on a weekly basis? Stay tuned to find out. Also, apparently, The Music Man is a classic.

Mark brings Moderately Confused. You have to love a bit of industrial design that’s excellent for both utility and entertainment.

Grant brings Strange Planet. Writing down precisely what he wants to talk about may get this podcast flagged.

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Grant’s advice was a success, and Mark performed an exceedingly small random act of kindness for his company’s office.

Grant brings That is Priceless. Your hosts could definitely enjoy themselves, but maybe not in a drive-thru that lacks quality assurance.

Mark brings Jerry King Comics. Comfort is what you make it.

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Mark’s mouth is experiencing a lot of changes right now, and so is the air in his pens. Grant wants to relitigate pocket setups.

Mark brings Sarah’s Scribbles. Grant outlines his approach to waking up, and it’s a doozy.

Grant brings Breaking Cat News. Mark is all-in on helpful formatting, no matter the medium.

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New technology is accompanied by bad colors, though Grant slowly comes around to Mark’s point of view.

Grant brings Phoebe and Her Unicorn. Mirrors are terrible, voices are fine, and viral reddit posts are funny.

Mark brings Adult Children. As a corollary of his profession, Grant is not nearly as enamored by footnotes as his co-host.

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What’s a stimulant anyway? Get it in your chocolate or through the typical means and enjoy the placebo before you hit a wall with nothing but a staircase on which to proceed.

Mark brings Shoe. The delicate art of negotiation is not one your hosts practice with much aplomb.

Grant brings Curses. Get your hands dirty and fix some enterprise software bugs.

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As the death knells of Skype peal across the internet, your hosts determine how to honor the occasion. Also, Grant watches YouTube with rapidity.

Grant brings Wallace the Brave. Mark has a video to share, and good TV is worth watching.

Mark brings Snow Sez. The only way to win is not to play, and good TV is worth watching.

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Teeth were yanked, podcasts were ingested, and overall it wasn’t that bad.

Mark brings False Knees. He fails to convince Grant that dedicated popcorn pop-ups in grocery stores are weirder than the deli section.

Grant brings Kid Beowulf. Your hosts discuss violent noises and not the band.

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