Mark attempts to hedge his statements, which, in hindsight, he did poorly. But the real moral is that he performed his civic duty and has constructive feedback for the city of New Haven. Grant has generally had a good experience.

Mark brings Get Fuzzy. Writing is a little weird this year. Grant found a way to hack his brain that should be used more often.

Grant brings Non Sequitur. Mark is now committed to independent investigative food journalism.

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Hidden among the inane and casual talk of footwear is an important PSA for all the elderly folks in your life. Tread with care.

Grant brings Phoebe and Her Unicorn. After beating around the bush, your hosts get to some moderately-informed movie criticism.

Mark brings Ink Pen. Grant assumed a certain level of sarcasm for a long time.

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Do you hear that… that..? Let’s spruce up this joint; maybe do some light construction while we’re at it. Your home improvement experts are here to help.

Mark brings Pickles. Grant refuses to be doxxed, while Mark makes a huge upgrade.

Grant brings For Better or For Worse. Mice? Mice.

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Extra! Extra! There’s a new entrant in the portable home heating market, and Grant has some strong feelings on their marketing terminology.

Grant brings Amanda the Great. Your hosts swap semi-viral recollections of videos.

Mark brings Maria’s Day. Personal aquariums aren’t bad, but amateurs should avoid them.

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Mark has issues with the design arm of his new state’s Department of Motor Vehicles. Grant is happy to join the pile-on. A secret second item is duly forgotten.

Mark brings Savage Chickens. Grant has a realistic view of his typing skills. There is exactly one notable piece of flair in the workspace.

Grant brings Last Place Comics. Mark provides an unprofessional reading.

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A mystery is solved, storage is assigned, and your hosts may or may not have physical actualizations of youthful accomplishments.

Grant brings Foolish Mortals. Be wary of chainsaws no matter your footwear. Your hosts swap dreams.

Mark brings Sarah’s Scribbles. Grant is, like, totally low-maintenance.

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Fire up that burner and get the rice in the kettle! Or… wait. Maybe just eyeball that splash of water and wait twenty minutes for the first comic.

Mark brings Junk Drawer. It turns out that eggs are difficult, but you have to break a few to ruin an omelet.

Grant brings Liz Climo Cartoons. Mark provides insight on timers.

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Your hosts are growing older and wiser and boomier. There’s something in that east coast air that really brings out one’s civic duty.

Grant brings Texts From Mittens. Mark believes his cohost was appropriately slighted. The settings app is difficult to navigate at times.

Mark brings Sweet and Sour Pork. A toaster is reviewed. Yes, really.

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Give a man a meat slicer and he won’t talk to anybody ever again. Or give him unstable WiFi and the same thing will occur. Wow, this one was a disaster.

Mark brings Back in the Day. He wants a clearer set of boundaries around a sandwich, and Grant shares something about cheese that Mark doesn’t get to hear.

Grant brings FoxTrot. Enjoy a classic miscommunication with sprinkles on top.

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Ah, the trials of moving. Somehow things manage to fall into place, and it’s even better when the potential for a nasty accident stares you in the face but you refuse to yield.

Grant brings For Better or For Worse. Enjoy a mostly spoiler-free discussion of a TV show that both your hosts are behind on.

Mark brings Geech. Let’s all be savvy consumers, shall we?

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