Command This! Podcast

Big-time vibes coming out of D.C. as the Commanders are reportedly getting closer to a framework for a brand new stadium at the historic RFK site. Are we finally bringing football home again? Tailgates, metro stops, and RFK ghosts—let’s make it happen, Bowser! We break down what this means for the future of the franchise, the fans, and the fight for football soul in the District.Plus… it’s MOCK DRAFT SZN, baby! We unveil our Mock Draft 1.0, the very first of the season. Who’s Washington eyeing at 29? Do we trade back? Go offense? Defense? Draft a kicker just to keep it spicy? Let’s overreact together.

It’s draft season in D.C., and the Commanders are cooking up something chaotic...so naturally, we’re here to throw gas on it. Should we stay at pick 29 and grab a dawg? Or trade back like we’re allergic to first-round talent? Either way, we’re breaking it down with the precision of a Jayden Daniels rollout and the caffeine levels of Dan Quinn on draft night.We’re also looking at running back prospects who can actually see the hole.....

Strap in, Commanders fans, the fellas from CT!P are taking a chaotic trip down memory lane! From the Redskins days to the Football Team era to the Commanders saga, we’re revisiting all the glorious (and mostly awful) draft decisions that made you throw your remote across the room. Yes, we’re naming names, from busts so bad they make you question reality, to picks so random they may have been chosen by a drunk raccoon (Or Bruce Allen).We also dive into the best sports logos across the league — because if you’re gonna lose, you might as well look good doing it, right?

Alex Ovechkin just broke Wayne Gretzky’s all-time goal record—yes, the Great One has officially been dethroned! We’re talking legacy, greatness, and whether Ovi is now the real owner of Canada. Then we shift to the Washington Commanders, who just hired Wes Welker as a personnel analyst—which is basically the NFL equivalent of hiring a cheat code. What does this mean for the current WR room? Could Tyreek Hill actually be on the move to D.C.? We break it all down (and maybe scream a little). And if the Cheetah doesn’t land here, don’t worry—we’re scouting the top wide receiver prospects in the 2025 NFL Draft who could be catching darts from Jayden Daniels next season. It’s football, it’s hockey, it’s chaos. Let’s get into it.

Strap in, you filthy animals! This week we’re breaking down the NFL Draft’s hottest edge rushers the Washington Commanders might snag to finally crush some skulls. Then, we’re tackling the Eagles’ tush push; will the NFL owners ban this cheeky play at their 2025 meetings, or are they just salty they can’t squat like Jalen? Meanwhile, the UFL kicked off Week 1 with the DC Defenders stomping Birmingham into next Tuesday, but the real buzz is the Yankees’ new ‘orpedo bat; a juiced-up lumber rocket that blasted a shit-ton of homers and runs. Is it a genius hack or a lame cheat? We’re diving deep into the controversy, so grab a whiskey, lock the bedroom door, and let’s get it.

We’re carving out our own damn Mount Rushmore for the Washington franchise — no debates off-limits, no legends safe. Who’s making the cut? Who’s getting left in the parking lot? Plus, we dive into the latest Commanders news because the offseason doesn’t mean the drama stops.And yeah, we’re also talkin’ March Madness — brackets are busted, Cinderella stories are alive, and we’ve got opinions. Go Terps!

🏈 Buckle up, Commanders fans, because the free agency rollercoaster is WILD! Deebo Samuel just cashed in with $17M guaranteed—guess he’s buying the whole DMV a round of Mad Dog 20/20! Meanwhile, Michael Gallup’s back from retirement for a vet minimum deal—did he un-retire just to flex on us with that one-year glow-up? Oh, and the NFL owners are cooking up new rules that might just turn the gridiron into a circus—touchdowns by backflip, anyone? Join us as we break down the chaos, laugh at the madness, and figure out if Washington’s about to dominate or just pay Deebo to look pretty. Smash that like button if you’re ready for some NFL tea spicier than a sideline tantrum! #CommandersChaos #DeeboDollars #NFLRulesGoneWild

Get ready for the Command This! Podcast St. Patrick’s Day shenanigans! We’re diving headfirst into the Washington Commanders’ latest drama—free agency madness, updates, and all the juicy bits—before we stumble into general sports talk like a bunch of tipsy leprechauns. Expect epic rants, savage hot takes, and a few too many green beers as we roast, toast, and celebrate St. Paddy’s Day like champs. Grab a drink, hit play, and pray we don’t get cancelled—Sláinte, you filthy animals!

elcome to the Washington Commanders’ Free Agent Frenzy — where the roster’s getting juicier than a Command Corner tailgate burger! In the last 24 hours, the Commanders snagged Will Harris (the safety who’s stickier than a lint roller on a dog sweater), Eddie Goldman (a 320-pound D-line beast who’s basically a human fridge), Jonathan Jones (the Pats’ ex-CB who’s faster than a fan dodging traffic on I-95), Marcus Mariota (the QB guru here to mentor Jayden Daniels and compare Heismans, and Jeremy McNichols. Are these moves the secret sauce for a playoff run, or are we just stockpiling chaos for Dan Quinn’s blender? Did AP cook? Smash that play button for raw reactions, breakdowns, and some seriously questionable hot takes. Like, subscribe, and tell us if this is a W or a glorious faceplant!

Join us as we dive into the Washington Commanders' hot start to the 2025 offseason! The team has already locked in key tight ends John Bates and Zach Ertz, securing their dynamic duo for another run. With the NFL legal tampering period kicking off today, March 10, 2025, we’re breaking down what’s next—big moves, potential signings, and how the Commanders plan to build on their momentum. From free agency targets to roster upgrades, we’ve got the latest on what’s in store for Washington as they gear up for a blockbuster season. Don’t miss it—subscribe and stay tuned for all things Commanders!