"We promise no fruitcake. We promise no dry turkey nor drunken uncles nor anonymous cousins. We do promise tales of dental mayhem, solo “Frozen” viewings, and fly fishing in a parking lot. And we do wish all of our listeners a Happy Thanksgiving!

Grant Bowen (twitter.com/_GrantBowen)

Katie Rivard (provided by Katie Rivard)

Adam Wade (ucbtheatre.com)

00:00 - Intro

00:27 - David Martin

07:55 - Grant Bowen

16:23 - David Martin

18:07 - Katie Rivard

28:42 - David Martin

31:04 - Adam Wade

51:30 - David Martin

56:38 - Outro

57:12 - Finish

"

"Pardon the buzz! David Martin's story begins with some microphone noise. It only lasts a minute or so, and then the laughter begins!

What haunts your dreams? That work deadline? Zombies? A possible “Friends” reboot? How about having to watch “Cujo” with your trusted older brother? Or being possessed by a little girl?? Or reading paragraphs solely built on questions?? All of that and more in this month’s Nights of Our Lives!?!?

Julia Whitehouse (juliawiedeman.com)

Matt Dennie (ucbtheatre.com)

Adam Wade (ucbtheatre.com)

00:00 - Intro

00:27 - David Martin

13:03 - Julia Whitehouse

27:18 - David Martin

27:57 - Matt Dennie

37:17 - David Martin

38:27 - Adam Wade

52:49 - David Martin

57:00 - Outro

57:34 - Finish

"

"Few things traumatize a child like gym class. And thank goodness for that because otherwise we wouldn’t have had this month’s show. Please laugh at our physically inept storytellers as they recount tales of untold psychic pain—all for your entertainment! You’ll have to run a mile after.

Jim O’Grady (twitter.com/jimog)

Adam Wade (ucbtheatre.com)

00:00 - Intro

00:26 - David Martin

06:24 - Jim O'Grady

18:50 - Adam Wade (as Host)

20:31 - David Martin (as Storyteller)

37:56 - Adam Wade

52:03 - David Martin

55:41 - Outro

56:15 - Finish

"

"There will be no homework. No wedgies. No swirlies. (Do kids even do any of these anymore anyway??) There will be takes of vigilante justice, obsessive love, and unrequited crushes. So not much different from your non-school days. We hope you learn something...

Maggie Maxwell (boogiemanja.com/maggie-maxwell.html)

Will Clegg (twitter.com/willclegg)

Ophira Eisenberg (ophiraeisenberg.com)

00:00 - Intro

00:27 - David Martin

10:53 - Maggie Maxwell

24:50 - David Martin

26:15 - Will Clegg

36:40 - David Martin

37:33 - Ophira Eisenberg

51:55 - David Martin

55:28 - Outro

56:02 - Finish

"

"Unless you’re Ryan Gosling or Penelope Cruz you probably have body issues—be honest with yourself. And for our show this month our brave storytellers spilled their most personal bodily peccadillos for your entertainment! We’re laughing with not at...

Gianmarco Soresi (gianmarcosoresi.com)

Carly Ciarrocchi (twitter.com/carlyciarrocchi)

Adam Wade (ucbtheatre.com)

00:00 - Intro

00:27 - David Martin

11:22 - Gianmarco Soresi

23:51 - David Martin

24:46 - Carly Ciarrocchi

32:34 - David Martin

33:56 - Adam Wade

48:50 - David Martin

53:59 - Outro

54:33 - Finish

"

"For better or for worse, we’ve all had a dad. Our storytellers for this month take the decidedly “for better” approach, as they share with us tales of dads getting bullied at Disney World, cheering on daughters at talent shows, and showing their love in their own ways. Now go and mow the lawn.

Julia Whitehouse (juliawiedeman.com)

Jeff Hiller (ucbtheatre.com)

Adam Wade (ucbtheatre.com)

00:00 - Intro

00:28 - David Martin

10:24 - Julia Whitehouse

23:12 - David Martin

24:50 - Jeff Hiller

36:13 - David Martin

36:49 - Adam Wade

52:25 - David Martin

56:19 - Outro

56:55 - Finish

"

"Still want to ride that high from Mother’s Day? Then do we have the show for you. All moms, all true, and best of all—all guilt free. Just be sure to call home after listening.

Chris Duffy (chrisduffycomedy.com)

Maggie Maxwell (boogiemanja.com/maggie-maxwell.html)

Adam Wade (ucbtheatre.com)

 

00:00 - Intro

00:27 - David Martin

10:25 - Maggie Maxwell

25:45 - David Martin

26:29 - Chris Duffy

38:26 - David Martin

39:45 - Adam Wade

56:27 - David Martin

61:47 - Outro

62:21 - Finish

"

"After 12 years and 11 months at the UCB Theater we move to our new home at the Magnet. Here’s to another almost baker’s dozen years worth of stories. We start with tales of childhood journals, sexual encounters gone horribly messy, and eulogies for cats! Auspicious beginning?? We think so.

Matt Dennie (ucbtheatre.com)

Mike Kelton (ucbcomedy.com)

Adam Wade (ucbtheatre.com)

00:00 - Intro

00:27 - David Martin

07:51 - Matt Dennie

19:38 - David Martin

21:24 - Mike Kelton

35:36 - David Martin

36:34 - Adam Wade

48:36 - David Martin

53:31 - Finish

"

"David Martin and guest Matt Dennie (@mdennie) return to the BTRtoday studio for a one on one episode, sharing stories about sports. Listen in for tales of swimming and horses, and opinions on football aplenty.

00:00 - Intro / music = "Sunlight Mermaid" by Human Shaped Earth

01:27 - Discussing the Superbowl

14:25 - David Martin: Swimming For a Swatch Watch

24:50 - Discussion

30:21 - Matt Dennie: Show Jumping Horses

40:11 - Discussion: Horses / Baseball Pee Pants

49:23 - Outro / music = "Honey Dip Strip" by Thomas Mudrick

50:29 - Finish.

"

"After twelve years eleven months and this our 150th show it’s time to say goodbye to the UCB Theatre. We promise the show isn’t too sappy. Ok it’s a little sappy.

Nights of Our Lives Host David Martin

Gianmarco Soresi (gianmarcosoresi.com)

Jim O’Grady (twitter.com/jimog)

Adam Wade (ucbtheatre.com)

00:00 - Intro

00:27 - David Martin

05:56 - Gianmarco Soresi

15:39 - David Martin

16:16 - Jim O'Grady

31:48 - David Martin

32:46 - Adam Wade

48:21 - David Martin

57:21 - Finish

"