***The Nightmare at Black Swan Inn ******8:30 pm - 12:30 am******Hosted @ Victoria's Black Swan Inn***Buy your tickets online!Every Friday and Saturday in October.ITALIAN CIRCLES: Hare pitches a theory about why we don't have human beings with super powers and then defends his right to identify as disabled. Former NAACP Chapter President Rachel Dolezal starts an Only Fans. Hare introduces some new commandments to the list and Dimas explains why corn dogs are a relationship red flag. Dimas tea...

IF YOU'RE IN SAN ANTONIO YOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT***The Nightmare at Black Swan Inn ******8:30 pm - 12:30 am******Hosted @ Victoria's Black Swan Inn***Buy your tickets online!Every Friday and Saturday in October.SMALL DICK TAX: Marjorie Taylor Greene cheats on her husband with a guy who looks like Zangief from Street Fighter. Hare checks out The Nightmare at Black Swan Inn and loses a girlfriend in the process. Elon Musk is creating a robot butler and Hare just wants to know when you can date it...

IF YOU LIVE IN SAN ANTONIO!!***A Nightmare at Black Swan Inn ***An Outdoor Haunted Trail that ends in a Laser Tag Boss Battle***Hosted @ Victoria's Black Swan Inn***Every Friday and Saturday in October.THUNDERHEAD ENTERTAINMENT: Dimas is starting a comprehensive entertainment organization that will host wrestling, laser tag and retro conventions. Hare gets a little too excited about the possibility of sitting in a DeLorean. Dimas gets Hare to talk about his time spent with alone with German m...

LIBERAL SEX DAD: Dimas teaches Hare how to find his true voice and wonders if sex shops sell anything that tastes earthy. Hare wonders how the Jewish community gets so much hate. Dimas and Hare explore the possibilities of parents sending their sons to sex training. Fears of this creating a Grandma Kink Epidemic arise and Hare's distain for the elderly comes out once again.FUCK PAMELA C.HENDERSON: Dimas and Hare discuss creating an OnlyFans and Dimas thinks he can corner the wholesome dad cor...

GIRAFFE SLUT: Are there whores in the animal kingdom? Hare comes out as sexually conservative, even when he hooks up with lesbians. We find out what a "Penis Bully" is and Dimas tries to understand why Hare is the Neapolitan Ice Cream of Intercourse. Its alarming how many Homophobes are G*y. Follow Us on TwitterEmail us @ [email protected] EPISODES EVERY TUESDAYFollow Us on TwitterEmail us @ [email protected] EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY

Dimas is opening a survival-horror themed Laser Tag event called The Nightmare at Black Swan in San Antonio. Victoria's Black Swan Inn starting 1 OctoberHare calls out Dimas for being LGBTQIA+ pretender. Hare and Dimas analyze the possible outcomes of Hare starting an ONLYFANS for men. Everyone's butthole has a price, how much does Steven Segal's cost? UFOs have been renamed to UAPs. Dimas shares the Calvine UAP photo taken by 2 hikers in Scotland in the 90s.Dimas and Hare go to battle over V...

HOW TO REFUSE A BIBLE: Dimas shares his experience with Old People. Hare comes out as Ageist. RIP Anne Heche. If we are picking ugliest creatures, its not Llamas. Someone keeps sending Hare GQ magazine. Dimas gives out subscriptions as gifts. What could this mean? Hare and Dimas share their first porno mag experience. Hare wasn't aware people knew how to draw "sex". Hare asks if there were conservative cavemen.DIMAS GETS INCESTED: Its great story. Hare runs away from Dimas' mushroom advances ...

PERRY SOUPBALLS: Dimas and Hare discuss the importance of purchasing bean and cheese burritos. Hare shares his favorites tweets since Trump got raided by the FBI. Anne Heche's new movie is super dark. Hare shares his experience with tarot card readings and white people stone magic.Follow Us on TwitterEmail us @ [email protected] EPISODES EVERY TUESDAYFollow Us on TwitterEmail us @ [email protected] EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY

THE TIMBER OF YOUR VOICE: The pledge of allegiance is weird AF. Quiet Quitting has always been around but the younger generations seem to be less afraid of admitting it. Dimas continues his quest to convince Hare that LSD isn't going to kill him if he tries it outside of Switzerland.DON'T STEAL FROM YOUR BANK: CPAC 2022 in Dallas was WEIRD AF! Hare challenges Dimas to spend the day as a white person. Dimas shares an idea for a great side hustle. Hare thinks it sounds like a great ...

WOMEN DON'T HAVE DICKS, THEY HAVE PENISES: Dimas wants more Hispanic Land Owners. Hare suggests that "White Trash" is a practice slur. Dimas calls Hare out on his fears of LSD. Britney Griner gets 9 years for weed. Dimas wants more female leaders. Hare wants more female wieners. Dimas and Hare express confusion about the rise of Alpha Male Social Media Influencers. Dimas has Hare give some advice in rhyme format.SAND FOR BRAINS: Alex Jones is taking the biggest public L in his civil suit. Har...