HARE'S FIRST PUTIN FAN: Hare catches a LYFT with a Putin Fan. Dimas explains to Hare why being a parent makes you a different person. Hare seems to think parents are the most irrational people on the planet. Sarah Stogner is riding an Oil Derrick to be Texas State Railroad Commish.BULL BDSM: Dimas shares the story of a man who shields his son's body after being knocked out while riding a bull. Hare wonders how the inventors of bull riding decided to tie a rope around a bull's balls. Hare gets...

THIN WRISTED: Hare shares details on his relationship with his dad and how Hare's step mom has jealous wife energy. A Pet Detective assaults a trans police officer. Human beings can come together, that means two things. How is Steven Segal still making movies? Victoria Secret debuts their first model with Down-Syndrome.Follow Us on TwitterEmail us @ [email protected] EPISODES EVERY TUESDAYFollow Us on TwitterEmail us @ [email protected] EPISODES EVERY TUE...

VLADIMIR FARTIN: Dimas shares his experience with a person attempting to name their future child "ABCDE". Hare suggests using other groupings like LMNOP. Russia invades the Ukraine. Hare gets nervous and Dimas is unimpressed. Is WW3 upon us? I NEED A WHITE MAN,STAT!: Why do Dad's talk about energy efficient water heater's and the quality of roof shingles. Does this happen if you never have kids. Hare travels to Arizona, saves his dad's life and has a honest conversation about racis...

R.I.P DantaFEBRUARY IS PRETTY CUTE: Dimas and Hare discuss the month of February. Dimas educates Hare about Black History Month and why this particular month was chosen. Watermelons are delicious for everyone. Hare makes a case for white people as the worst employers in US History. Who gets mad at free laborers? Dimas asks if Blackface is safe in any context. LAYERS: Dimas shares that the Scholastic Book Faire has come under fire and Hare has a plan to sort it all out. We just have to qu...

DIMAS HATES TRENDS: Dogs are Trends.Hare pitches a scenario where you get paid by the government to essentially become a dog. Dimas breaks down why people who value dog's over people are responsible the collapse of American Unions. Hare conjures up a conspiracy behind the death of a blind child who taught himself to use echo location and the blind stick industry that took him out. Hare thinks White Cane's are called "Blind Sticks." In retaliation, Hare attacks the cat owners of the world.&nbs...

Valentine's Day is approachingIf you're going to dump your significant other, Dump'em Like Ronald Bump.KIDS FIGHT SOCIALISM: Former Arkansas Governor, Mike Huckabee, introduces a new children's book. Dimas discovers a vehicle that is powered by Jesus.I LOVE YOU, MAN: In acknowledgment of Valentines Day, Dimas forces Hare to help him write a poem for his bro's. The Broem is conceived. Dimas explains the origin of Valentine's Day. Ronald Bump is born. Hare shares some startling statistics...

You can always count on men to produce two things:PEE & LIESMASCULINE THEORY: Dimas shares his most recent Twitter find. Are you a resident of the UK ANNND an Incel? We've got a personality coach for you. Dimas responds to his discovery by creating a Toxic Masculinity Test for Hare to take.1 EVERY 15 MINS: Hare notices that lesbians tend to have more relationship drama than gay men. Dimas points to a possible lack of orgasms and Hare shares the story of, Dale Decker, a man who slipp...

FEMALE TEXT: Dimas shares a compilation of stories from actual women detailing their worst experiences with men. Feet are mainstream but licking armpits? A list of things men shouldn't do is attached at the end.I HEARD YOU LIKE SNICKERS: Hare realizes just how awful he is with women and talks about his first crush and how it ended up with him being called "the racist guy" for months. After participating in the 10 years challenge, Hare gets a shirtless selfie from a close family member. F...

Hare does his best FOX news anchor impression and makes a variety of misleading statementsWHOSE KRYPTONITE IS GUMBY?: How old were you when you realized your parents were just people? Dimas and Hare have a pretty big gap in age when it comes to this discovery. What if you could change your gender on command? What would prisons be like?LETS GO SERPENT: Dimas researches Karma and discovers parents who coerce their young kids into saying they've lived a past life. The Satanic Temple of Illinois ...

What do the Brits called Parkinson's Disease?PUNishment: Dimas talks about 24 Theologians who were hired by NASA. Hare shares another ridiculous Alien theory he has. Dimas deploys puns against Hare in another valiant effort to teach him the English language. Is it pronounced Sah-mon or SAL-mon?The UK is Goofy America: Hare presents a PowerPoint slideshow on why the UK is his favorite region in Europe and in a reverse of roles, Dimas has to guess what a variety of popular British sayings mean....