NEW YEAR NEW EPISODE!WHY DO WE CALL IT SOCCER?: Dimas asks an ever-important question. Did you know "Movies" is short for moving pictures? Its scary how little Hare knows about anything.EHHHH-TYMOLOGY: Dimas visits the origin of phrases like "blow your load" and "money shot" after hearing them being used outside of a pornographic context. Hare the Short Bus Philosopher makes an appearance and follows it up with a question of his own. Did Arnold Schwarzenegger have a vagina in the movie ...

HAPPY HOLIDAYS GUYS!! &MERRY CHRISTMAS....to the people who are still dying on that hill...both literally and figuratively.1,2,3 RESOLUTION: Dimas gifts Hare some special items. Resolutions are exchanged and they explore the origins of the new years resolution. Hare shares the top 7 polled resolution claims for the year.6 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS?: Dimas busts out his final word game of the year for Hare to stumble thru. Dimas teaches Hare how to wear his new scarf. Why are there Men's and Women...

F*CKIN'SPEECH FILLERS: Hare and Dimas discuss the differences between hispanic and caucaus cultures when using "F*ckin" as a speech filler. Ellen DeGeneres looks like a Lesbian Night King. You probably would too if you had to live her life. Hare thanks Dimas for having 3 kids so Hare doesn't have to have any.THE WORST ORIGIN STORY: Hare has an existential crisis live on the pod. Dimas explains how not being sexually active can contribute to being nervous about existing in general.HINDER or TI...

NO TRUMPS: Hare thanks Donald Trump for rounding up the assholes of America and putting them into one group, making dating non-whites much easier. Walking is the passion of boring. Dimas shares which Cereals give him a boner. Hare has no mania tickets.HINDER or TINGE: Hare and Dimas discuss the idea for an app that hooks you up with your worst nightmare. Hare shares his top profile finds from his short time on Tinder. He's a homebody who likes Euro Trips and other nonsensical personality trai...

Lil Hitlers: Hare pitches a sitcom featuring Germany's favorite little rascal, Dimas tries to process that Hare has a unibrow, and Dimas fills us in on how his Double Dragon Robe Debut went during his first sleepover with a special person. Hare pitches ideas on worse things he could wear or do to his appearance to see how much she likes him just for his personality.Hare's Accent: Hare gets accused of having an accent, Dimas thinks it sounds Wisconsin based. Hare has a meltdown about having an...

DIMAS HAS CHINESE MILLIONAIRE ENERGYSo She Was Joeing My D: Hare has no idea how to get a prostitute but he sees a lot of them on Tinder, so that makes sense. Dimas knows a lot about Craiglist and how it was previously used to hire freelance DJers and B touchers. What vegetables are you into? Hare shares another story of self discovery with strangers.CrocoCryle Tears: Hare and Dimas make fun of Kyle Rittenhouse but don't worry, its just a slap on the wrist. Hare accidentally uploads a G...

Squiggle Leg: After visiting a Museum of Torture at his local Ren Faire, Dimas stumbles upon a variety of old world medicinal treatments. Hare has to figure out which treatment is real and which one is fake.Oedipus Complex: Hare shares a toxic trait he's attracted to in his partners and Dimas explains why that means Hare wants to sleep with his mom. Unhinged: Hare and Dimas go into detail about their most recent experiences with the Hinge Dating App. Dimas talks about the good ol' days ...

Peanut Butter Fleshlight: Dimas and Hare discuss the accomplishments of George Washington Carver, for some reason, they also confuse him with the inventor of the cotton gin. BEANS?: Hare tells the story of a curious co-worker, a Hispanic man, and whether or not Terrorists have their own version of the "N-Word".TRAINS ONLY: TikTok Train Enthusiast, Francis Bourgeois, finds himself being accused of pretending to be autistic after some photos surface of him attending a concert whilst being well ...

Callous & Obtuse: Dimas can't believe people are coping with the tragic shooting on the set of the movie Rust by making Alec Baldwin memes. Hare can't believe Obtuse isn't a shape. Why are people attacking buildings for Kyrie Irving? Hare Discusses his pending ADHD Test and what special treatment he might receive upon testing positive. Work or Nah?: Hare discusses Joey Holtz, the Florida man who applied for 60 jobs in 1 month and only received 1 interview. Is there a staff shortage or som...

Dimas is Geraldo Seinfeld.Don't forget to check out Michelle's Etsy Shop for all your handcrafted Disney themed Hat needs.etsy.com/shop/charmingadventurescoHARE-MERICAN TALL: Hare shares a huge milestone in his personal quest to find pants, which leads to a discussion about giraffe evolution. Dimas discovers Hare had a "Sandals with Socks" phase around the same time he was going thru his "Plays Basketball with the local Germans" phase.MAMIL: Hare gives a TED Talk on Middle Aged Men In Lyrca a...