HOW MANY FARTS ON THE HAND AM I WORTH TO YOU?PRISION PUNK'D: What if Prison was a show on TV you could watch? Dimas and Hare speculate on what our future would be like if we said "F*ck it" and pushed completely to the right as a people. Hare does his best James Cromwell impression while Dimas wonders why anyone would super glue their hand to a table of a Starbucks. You might have money but you don't have "I can fart on my GF's Mom's Head" money.OOPS ALL PENIS: Hare and Dimas go over more item...

HALF-RACIST: Madison Cawthrone is once again in Dimas' cross hairs. Why do some men wear jeans to the gym? More importantly why do some men use packages of sponges to colonize gym equipment? Is this a distraction sponge? Hare educates the listeners on the origins of BUTT-ons.FAILED PREDATOR: Did Ted Cruz abandon his dream of being a serial killer to become a politician? He has Unsuccessful Bully Energy. Opposite of Ted Cruz, Hare thinks that your body likes to bully you by giving you to...

DO YOU HAVE A PENIS?GO GET A VASECTOMY, BRO!NEANDER-CELS: Dimas covers the latest news on Lil' Greg Abbott. Dimas points out that a side effect of Squiggle Leg is having Hank Hill ass. Hare points out that Madison Cawthorne is Dimas' Whoopi Goldberg. Dimas lists his favorite incel traits. DOUCHEBAG MAGICIAN: Hare covers a list of people who are social pariahs who just need a little guidance and understanding. Dimas shits in letters. He also pitches ideas to fix the country. Drive Thru Vasecto...

IF HELL EXISTS ITS POPULATED BY KEVINS AND KARENSHEYSUS: This is a God heavy episode. Dimas and Hare speculate that god is more than likely just a low level galaxy worker named Jeff. More impressions? You bet. Hare does a great Steven Seagal. Dimas does a sick Hare impression. Why do Hispanic people collect crosses? Are we keeping score? Hare shares his most recent experience of getting a massage in an actual swamp.Follow Us on TwitterEmail us @ [email protected] EPISODES E...

Small Mexican Ass Wiper. Don't worry about what it is, because you can't afford one.LONG DIMAS: Dimas goes to Suhattle. Hare realizes one day he will have an old person voice. Dimas shares which professions are the worst to marry for both men and women. These people tend to be the most difficult to divorce. Who made the Firefighter Lives Matter flags? Yoga Teachers are the worst partners and Nurses are the best according to Hare. Dimas hates teachers and truck drivers, ya know, like a good pe...

MADISON SQUIGGLELEGSFOUND MONEY: An abortion activist steals 5 aborted fetuses and keeps them in her home. A TN law maker is proposing a bill lower the states age for marriage. Marjorie Taylor Greene tells us what a woman is. Madison Cawthorne fails to attend his first orgy after defining what a woman is for other women.SATAN IS AN EGG MAKER: How is Jared Leto 50 years old and still terrible? Madonna's TikTok is WILD. Do you talk to yourself? 74% of Americans do NOT. Hare is going to ru...

Some pet owners are just annoying.LINDSEY LADYBUG: A Republican Senator from South Carolina has an interesting nickname for his taint moles. Whoopi Goldberg sounds like Steve-O. Dimas is suspicious of whether or not Ms. Goldberg does her own stunts. Ted Danson is Mega Head defender of Earth.G.I. JADA: Hare and Dimas argue about the validity of the Will Smith's slap. What do you guys think? Real OR Staged? Dimas is going to try being unemployed and see how it goes. Hare is exploring poly cultu...

Joe Biden's Head looks like its haunted.NATIVE AMERICAN KID 1: Hare has to define a list of popular terms from Urban Dictionary. Dimas feels as if the world is going thru a mid-life crisis. Hare seems to think its more a Jerry Springer style break-up. Maybe America needs to split up for a little while.NOBODY LIKES BRANDON: What is your post-apocalypse skill set? Are you the shoemaker? The horse guy? Hare and Dimas aren't sure they're going to make it. Hare meets another tall person in the wil...

Some people never leave the middle school mindsetHARESTRADAMUS: The anti-circumcision movement is out here wearing white pants with bloodstains in protest. Imagine an app that allows you to order a partner for the night. Dimas puts his NostraDIMAS hat on Hare this year to get predictions for the coming year. Why do we start caring about fashion in middle school? Why not just high school?THE BIG WENDY: Why do we looks so much better than our parents did at the same age? Why is Wendy's here? Ar...

This episode features our first EVER guest.DEEP FAKE RAILED: Dimas rejections Hare's advances and talks about deep fake technology and how it could impact the use of video evidence. Is Trump's butt hair similar to his head hair? The New York accent is a tough one, so we bring Dimas' sister in to help us.THAT'S A SILLY JUG: Hare grills Angela on the things that are important to women whenever they are looking at men in the wild. What are the most important attributes that women look at? Do the...