Laura brings the Jaffa Cakes, and with them the controversy to the Confused Immigrants podcast. If you don't know where your best friend was born, are you even friends? In this country the rules of the road are nebulous, but the punishment is hard for those who break them. You might find yourself trapped in a reboot of The Breakfast Club but centred around people who like to speed. The best cure for heartache is always immigration, and if you pack your suitcase and leave for another country rest asure, everything will go your way: you'll find a job, a house and a partner in no time. But don't be mistaken, you'll never actually make it here. Laura's boyfriend, Owen, makes his country proud in a game of 'Legally British', and we all get to appreciate the poetry of Wanda Maximoff.