Confusionism

Episode 45 will “pickle your interest” as Kerry, Nate, and Barry discuss the early days of the podcast, drive-by pickles, the McNuggets incident of 2010, explosive pineapples, and tiny fonts. The gang also gets to the bottom of who deserves credit for the Confusionism House Band Specials. I don’t drive with pickles. Recorded 6/7/20.

Do you actually have a Wienermobile? Kerry, Nate, and Barry figure out how to properly sign on to the podcast and take two very special calls. A new affiliate also joins Confusionism! Thanks for giving me what is probably a fifth or sixth chance. Recorded 5/24/20.

Kerry, Nate, and Barry discuss “Under My Thumb,” Hitler’s pets, The Hebrew Hammer, Dad from Long Island (the Zoom thing that’s f**ked), superheroes, Joaquin Phoenix, shower thoughts, and not a regular episode of South Park. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Hitler with a regular hat. Recorded 5/24/20.

Things are negative today as Kerry and Nate deliver a commentary on the new film (and spin-off of The Big Lebowski) The Jesus Rolls. Join us as we wade through all the unanswered questions and wasted potential. Sorry Pete Davidson. Recorded 5/9/20.

The Confusionism House Band hangs up their usual instruments and performs an acoustic special! Hear a brand new song and stick around for some post-show mischief. Also, f**kin’ squad goals, triple slander, and inflammatorizers. Recorded 5/24/20. 

Episode 40 goes many places as Nate gets called in to mediate Kerry and Barry’s argument. Barry makes some allegations regarding grand matricide, reveals the origin of the phrase “quite frankly,” and Nate suggests the cancellation of Barry’s show. Absolutely ecstatic. Yep, her and Gerard. Recorded 5/15/20.

It’s a perfect day for bananafish so Kerry and Nate compare their Goodreads profiles and talk Scar Tissue, The Stranger, Tooth of Crime, f**king Faulkner, Salinger, Ellis, Franzen, Lindell* and more! Kerry also learns how to successfully pluralize “asterisk” and Nate has two stars for Ethan Coen. Only marginal input from Barry. Recorded 5/15/20.

Barry dodges all the important questions, and Kerry doesn’t imply anything whatsoever. Kerry and Barry also get scammed into making cameo appearances on “Inflammatory Purposes with Freddie Bulitzer.” Don’t take it out on Mr. Ferrari. Recorded 5/11/20.

Lots of things are in shambles as Bulitzer finally gets ahold of Nate! Barry’s numerous degrees are discussed, as well as Bulitzer’s stint in jail, his Chicago fling, and an interesting proposition made by Nate. A standard Zoom meeting. Find out how to read while screaming. Recorded 5/11/20.

Kerry and Barry discuss Bulitzer theories, Mother Harvard, Barry’s spiritual involvement with the Beach Men, and Barry’s limited knowledge of the Beatles. Bulitzer also holds the studio’s answering machine hostage. Silly mishap, she says. Put that in your Oreo and stuff it, Oliver Twistby. Recorded 5/10/20.