Confusionism

Barry’s cursing up a storm as we discuss future movie commentaries, The Beatles never existing, Obama and weather control, time-traveling vampires, Hunter S. Thompson and government assassins, and the most rigorous daily routine one can attempt! Understatement of the month, I would say. Recorded 7/1/20.

Happy Canada Day! Kerry and Nate discuss famous Twitter followers of the podcast, haircuts that aren’t masculine enough for Christian school, a silly mishap regarding the Nazi flag in Oklahoma, goats that require paternity tests, and Ramen Noodles as a f**king weapon! Now f**k off, I got work to do. Recorded 7/1/20.

Kerry and Nate physically record a podcast together for the first time since March with CommenKerry #3! Today we’re watching Frances Ha (from 2012 or 2013?) and taking the f**k truck to Hoboken. Oh well, we’ll fix it in post. Recorded 6/22/20.

Kerry and Barry kick things off with a bang with a rant against Wheel of Fortune and a phone message from Freddie Bulitzer! Also: we discover that June has several f**ked holidays, including both National Onion Day and National Onion Ring Day, and Barry scores a candid interview with award-winning robotics pioneer Robo Dinkleman. This one is chock full of character. Recorded 6/30/20. 

In episode 51 (not 52), Kerry and Patrick discuss the f**ked chronology of the Xbox consoles, 65-pound alligator snapping turtles, Governor Justice and other f**ked politicians, our favorite Pink Floyd albums (Atom Heart Mother!), and flying to space in a f**king balloon at 12 mph! Also: an impromptu interview with space tourism pioneer Mr. Weinstein. I guess I got the wrong Craigslist invitation. Recorded 6/19/20.

Patrick is back with a special announcement! We also discuss the PS5, the Spider-Man universe, a hilarious sh*t story, the new “Xbox Circle” and other Microsoft f**k-ups, and the age-old debate of Best Buy vs. Circuit City. Dad’s in the truck, sh*t in his drawers... Recorded 6/19/20.

Kerry flies solo today and drops fun facts, makes a guest appearance, and salutes Wojtek the Bear. Also, who owns the rights to Break Time with Barry? And how many acres of pizza do Americans eat daily? Find out the answers to these and more on Episode 49! Recorded 6/11/20.

How about we do a show where we kill Butters? Today we’re going down to South Park to have ourselves a time with a commentary on 2004’s masterpiece “Quest for Ratings.” Whoa, I’m feelin’ kinda bowling ballish, fellas. Recorded 6/8/20.

In the second edition of “10-15 with Barry and Kerry,” the seedy past of Freddie Bulitzer is unearthed, and it is fucked. Find out about Bulitzer’s strange connection with Norm Macdonald, Andy “Barbwire” Gogson, and the Times Square Ball Drop of 1999. Partners in petty crime or lovers serving hard time? Recorded 6/8/20.

Should we go completely f**ked, or funny and still f**ked? Nate, Barry, and Kerry discuss Barry’s getting the runaround from every possible sponsor, machete sex burglars with broom fetishes, grand cannibalism, and the generally f**ked state of the world. Bugger off, it’s too early. Recorded 6/7/20.

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