Confusionism intern Xavier Crowley stops by today to gain experience, complain, fail miserably, waste time, and hijack the podcast. Barry breaks character, spreads knowledge, and remembers Harvard. Who is John Hanson? Xavier speaking. Recorded 4/19/20.

Kerry and Nate accidentally make a serious podcast and get to the bottom of the baddest bad word of them all, Kerry’s temper, ugly celebrities, Baby Driver, and the current state of Kevin Spacey’s career. It’s hard to have love in a elevator when you have to stay six feet apart. Recorded 4/16/20.

Kerry and Nate lament bad commercial jingles and discuss the Highlander 2 category, the Baldwin you see when you don’t see Alec Baldwin, and Baumbach and Anderson. Nate doesn’t care about episode numbers and gives away free advertising. No news from Kevin Bacon. Recorded 4/12/20.

Kerry and Nate build up a surprise and discuss trace amounts, exotic pets, and hash driveways. Kerry shares fun facts, and Nate shares Snapple facts. Is Russian Roulette really that dangerous? Recorded 4/12/20.

Kerry and Nate use the power of Zoom to discuss pillow guys, John C. Reilly, lumberjacks and seed delivery, soap cookies, Mexican strip clubs, and more! Whoopee, I'm number eleven! Recorded 4/10/20.

This week Kerry celebrates too soon, hears from the Tiger King, and scores the interview of a lifetime. Also, cheap hitmen and hard-hitting reporting from Xavier Crowley. The elephant is in the living room. Recorded 4/7/20.

Confusionism adds a new character to its universe this week. Kerry and Nate face off, Nate offers a Jesus discount, and Kerry mixes up two Kevins. Bacon jokes galore. Recorded 3/16/20 B.C. (Before Corona).

Kerry's on a mission into destination unknown this week. Join Kerry as he reviews his favorite album (or 2nd favorite, whatever, f*** you), hitches a ride to misery, and sings catastrophic hymns of yesterday. This is only a test. Recorded 3/21/20.

There's an intruder in our midst this week, and Kerry is not amused. No cap. This one's f***ed. Recorded 3/18/20.

Kerry talks about the corona virus (with no space) and toilet paper drought, sings the Sarcastaball National Anthem, expands his vocabulary, and deciphers some real fake facts. Also, shouldn't athletes in the CBAA be paid? F***ing ridiculous. Recorded 3/15/20.