Tonight's show recapping the latest offseason news, headlined by Alex Karaban's decision to return for another year at UConn.

This spirals into HurleyMania continuing his Quixiotic quest to figure out the backup big man UConn will add, looking around the rest of the Big East, a basketball called into the show and we conclude with an actual, honest-to-goodness piece of f**kin' hate mail!

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Tonight's show begins with our hosts eating shit and paying tribute to the 2025 UConn Women's Basketball team on their 12th national championship. After that, we discuss the Men's Final Four before the main course: #MeSeason.

How is the 2025-26 roster shaping up after Silas Demary Jr. has joined the program, with Malachai Smith on deck to visit and what's Alex Karaban going to do?

Finally, by request: Hot Balls and HurleyMania go on their own exploration of the portal, specifically with wings/forwards. We demand Big Slime. All hail Big Slime.

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Tonight's space recapping UConn's valiant loss to Florida in the second round of the NCAA Tournament.

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Recapping UConn's first round NCAA Tournament win over Oklahoma and looking ahead to Florida on Sunday.

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Tonight's show recapping Selection Sunday and previewing UConn's 8-9 matchup against Oklahoma, as well as some chat on the overall bracket and the UConn womens' draw in USC's region.

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Tonight's show recapping UConn's loss to Creighton in the Big East Tournament Semifinals.

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Tonight's space recapping UConn's win in the Big East Tournament Quarterfinals over Villanova and the final days of Kyle Neptune.

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Tonight's Connecticut Basketball Spaces show recapping UConn's win over Seton Hall on senior day at Gampel Pavilion.

This is three separate spaces knitted together, because Mister Hot Balls' internet failed. If you wanna hear him crash out and lose his mind, that's around 1:03:00.

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Tonight's Connecticut Basketball Spaces show recapping UConn's win over Marquette on HurleyMania Eats Shit Night at Gampel Pavilion.

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Tonight's Connecticut Basketball Spaces show recapping UConn's win in Providence. No security guards were harmed in the making of this episode.

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