Conner vs Cobb

Conner vs Cobb

By Ryan Conner and Nick CobbComedyStand-Up
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Conner vs Cobb episodes

  • Star Wars and Cholesterol

    On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Star Wars keeps coming up, Nick has a theory for something that could've stopped Trump from winning in 2016, more LDL talk, and the robot olympics. They also Guess the Review and play Rank Them.

    Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

    Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

    See Ryan on the road:

    • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
    • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot
    • November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – tickets TBA
    • November 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBA
    • December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBA
    • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBA
    • January 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBA
    • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA
    • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBA
    • February 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBA
    • February 18 – Seattle – tickets TBA
    • February 20 – Portland – tickets TBA
    • February 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBA
    • February 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBA
    • February 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA

    59 min
  • 1-Star Reviews for Sex Toys

    On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan tells Nick a terrible joke he heard at the dog park, Ryan revisits Nick's crowd work observations, Elon's jokes, what people have wrong about data centers, the new Spider-Man, and 1 star reviews of an adult toy. They also Guess the Review and play Rank Them.

    Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

    Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

    See Ryan on the road:

    • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
    • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot
    • November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – tickets TBA
    • November 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBA
    • December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBA
    • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBA
    • January 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBA
    • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA
    • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBA
    • February 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBA
    • February 18 – Seattle – tickets TBA
    • February 20 – Portland – tickets TBA
    • February 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBA
    • February 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBA
    • February 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA

    48 min
  • The Fart that Evacuated the Theater

    On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick find their lone listener, learn about a nacho fart that evacuated a movie theater, discuss (the most dangerous game) mumbly peg, small talk, marmots, tree frogs and Ryan's least favorite--unnamed--restaurant. The boys also play "Rank Them."

    Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

    Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

    See Ryan on the road:

    • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
    • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot
    • November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – Tickets TBA
    • December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBA
    • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBA
    • January 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBA
    • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA
    • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBA
    • February 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBA
    • February 18 – Seattle – tickets TBA
    • February 20 – Portland – tickets TBA
    • February 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBA
    • February 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBA
    • February 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA

    50 min
  • Did We Get Kicked Off Youtube?

    On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick question being kicked off of YouTube, and talk about government leaks, compression socks, librarian aspirations, solicitors, speaking English and Italian cab drivers. The ladies also play "Rank Them."

    Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

    Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

    See Ryan on the road:

    • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
    • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot
    • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA
    • January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone
    • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA
    • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric
    • February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug
    • February 20 – Portland – TBA
    • February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA

    45 min
  • Cracker Barrel Breaking News!

    On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about Breaking News!, Elon Musk "getting flak," the podcast controversy, summer in Europe, Alexa, Siri and saunas. The boys also play "Review of What?" and "Rank Them".

    Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

    Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

    See Ryan on the road:

    • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
    • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot
    • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA
    • January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone
    • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA
    • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric
    • February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug
    • February 20 – Portland – TBA
    • February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA

    52 min
  • I Guess it's Arson

    On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about a lunatic committed arson by burning something you will not expect, a four thousand dollar nut, the new Weird Science, elder abuse and revenge via Yelp. The guys also play "Rank Them."

    Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

    Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

    See Ryan on the road:

    • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
    • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA
    • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA
    • January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone
    • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA
    • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric
    • February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug
    • February 20 – Portland – TBA
    • February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA

    43 min
  • Yu-Gi-Oh Controversy

    On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk Nick's triumphant NBA2K22 season, neighborhood fireworks, the Trump helipad, Yu-Gi-Oh hygiene concerns, and UFO'ers. The guys also play "Rank Them."

    Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

    Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

    See Ryan on the road:

    • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
    • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA
    • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA
    • January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone
    • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA
    • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric
    • February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug
    • February 20 – Portland – TBA
    • February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA

    45 min
  • How to Get Fired on Purpose

    On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick remember the Challenger explosion, debate speakerphone etiquette, compare school relationships, talk about things you never see in movies, and the strategy of tryingz to get fired.

    The guys also play "Rank Them" and ask hypotheticals.

    Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

    Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

    See Ryan on the road:

    • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
    • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA
    • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA
    • January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone
    • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA
    • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric
    • February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug
    • February 20 – Portland – TBA
    • February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA

    40 min
  • Finger Crimes

    On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk Ryan's book, performing in Vegas, Ranch dressing, power whistling, and how not to stop a dog attack.

    The guys also play "Investor's Choice", "Just Asking Craigslist" and "Rank Them".

    Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

    See Ryan on the road:

    • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
    • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA
    • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA
    • January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone
    • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA
    • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric
    • February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug
    • February 20 – Portland – TBA
    • February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA

    Nick's new shirts and crops!

    https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

    41 min
  • Dinosaur Kumite at the White House

    On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk Taylor Swift, the World Cup, the 250th celebration weigh-in, crows and people capitalizing on Father's Day. The guys also play "Rank Them."

    58 min

About Conner vs Cobb

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Comedians Ryan Conner and Nick Cobb spar over trivial things and weird hypotheticals. You may know Ryan and Nick from their many stand-up TV appearances and specials.