Eli is a Conservative Latino in the 11th grade at Andrew Hill HS. We talk about him being labeled a racist/being shut-down in class, abortion, female rappers blocking me, East SJ, Liberal-racism, and not yet being able to care about New Zealand tragedy.

I quit smoking 6 days ago. In this episode, I get....a lil emotional. I talk about pissing off female rappers, Twitter's bias against moderates/conservatives, tranny porn, female fragility in feminism, binge-eating, and JLaw's butthole.

My filthy friend/fellow fine composer is back! We talk about the bar being lowered for female rappers, Phish, wiping your dick on the drapes, envelope-pushing AND accessibility, singing R. Kelly and MJ, abusing love-dolls, and Ringo's hairy ass!

*CAUTION-ADULT* Jane is an old friend/good girl/fan of the podcast. We talk about when she cheated on her boyfriend with me, sex with girls, the Gillette commercial, ass-play, intersectional dating profiles, polyamory, and she gives me her panties!

AG is a veterinary assistant and a big fan of the East Bay. We fight about the Trustafarians, gangs, SJWs, mason jars, and just general boringness of the East Bay. Then the last half-hour we discuss euthanasia, no kill shelters, breeders, and pitbulls. You're gonna love it!