Conservatish

Jerry's back!!! Remember Jerry? You know, from episode 12? He was associated with the Bay Area Proud Boys last time we talked... turns out he's not anymore. We talk about being doxxed, strawberry candy, getting his facebook profile deleted, spicy mango candy, the racism of democrats, licorice candy, and fat broads with purple hair.

This episode starts with my song "the Floor is Wet".

Julie & Aaron are my cute married friends. She is a dental hygienist and he is in IT. Taylor is their friend... he really knows his way around a bathroom.

We talk about my drag personae 'Midnight Febreeze', Dicks Last Resort, dentistry, Western Career College, Blossom Hill in San Jose, Churchy sex-shame, long distance relationships, farting over promise rings, getting in trouble on Instagram for innocent pictures, the unholy-chasm between 27 and 36, waterbeds, black light posters, and medicinal marijuana.

Follow Julie on IG @kittenkaboodles

Zebrana is a well-known musician and a mud-pie girl. She came all the way from Washington to record this with me.

We talk about being an exotic dancer, Marley & Me, divorce, her teenage Christian punk band, losing religion/gaining faith, GWAR, being a woman in the trades, Alice Cooper, deciding not to have kids, hurricane parties, touring, and living in the moment.

Check out her blog: www.carryyourselfgirl.com Check out her buttons: www.bwbuttons.com Check out her band: https://www.facebook.com/sumofourscars

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That's right, he's back. Booooo! This episode starts with a song from a 2015 performance in Oakland. Then Will and I talk about NY, defending Louis CK, the worst jokes ever, universal healthcare, corny-ass Chris Cornell, rape porn, alimony, how SJW's don't/can't get properly fucked, snowboarding, Labyrinth-sex, and Dark Tongue Duck.

This is a joint episode of Conservatish AND the Matthew Banks Podcast! Matthew Banks is a comedian from Mississippi who lives in NY. We talk about my foreskin, the worst kind of black person, laughing at body-positivity, alpha gays, the bar being lowered for female artists, race jokes (again), molestation, and a warm mouth!