Gov. Pritzker announced that kids need to wear masks returning to school. Yeah, no, pal. We are done with this lockdown fascist crap. No one needs to be masking while former President Obama is having a 700 person birthday bash, our Southern border is wide open, and we are practicing catch and release. Not happening. Also: Mental Health check. Are you spiritually, emotionally, and/or mentally in a good space? Are you checking your kids? As we look to return to school, we are facing the risk of more anxiety and depression in our students.

This has been a crazy week already and it’s Monday. Dems are shocked that literally no one likes Kamala. Well no kidding, she’s the worst and most unqualified selected VP possibly ever. Somehow her cackle is more cringe than Hillary’s. Women’s Soccer loses to Canada and misses their shot at the gold. Which is okay with everyone in America because we don’t support America-hating losers like Megan Rappinoe. Also: Former IL Gov. Rod “I’ve Done Some Time” Blagovich wants another shot at the prime time. Because IL excels at sending governors to prison. Why not give him a second chance? I’m sure he’s turned around. Right? Right???

Hurray another week is over! So let’s lighten and talk some weirdo AI self-portrait painting. Can the android recognize itself? Is encouraging AI to become more human-like a good idea? Also: 13 People who believe in aliens. Spoiler! We solve why aliens can never come out of hiding.

Biden thinks unvaxxed Americans (and people around the world) are idiots. That’s okay, Joe. We know you’re an idiot who likes to sniff women and grope children. The DOJ can’t seem to find the “this is completely illegal” part of mandating experimental vaccines on people. Which comes as no surprise considering they also can’t seem to find wrong-doing on Hunter Biden’s laptop, or his latest money laundering scheme, or the wildly sus behavior of Hilary Clinton and her aids as she destroyed her blackberries and pretended to not understand what subpoenas were. Mama B UNLEASHES in this episode! Warning: colorful language ensues.

Joe Biden in front of a camera is like trying to make sense of a Scrabble board using only the words that have been played. He’s the scrambled egg omelette no one ordered. And having clearly forgotten he was the VP for the first black President in American history, Biden has asked the UN to audit the USA for systemic racism. You mean the same UN who can’t be bothered to approach China for their concentration camps? The same UN who can’t seem to find time to address the human trafficking and slavery in Liberia? The UN that is totally uninterested in the chaos occurring in South Africa or the dire situations in Cuba and Venezuela? THAT UN, Joe? Also: Covid variants are now going to have to compete with: monkeypox, smallpox, and some weirdo bacteria fungus virus thing no one even bothered to name.

Live-ish from the Sunshine State I am checking in to apologize for my lack of episode yesterday and give you a little heartwarming tale of proud Cuban Americans sending care packages to the freedom fighters. God bless the private boat owners running those supplies to Cuba. They’re doing what Biden should be doing, what Trump would be doing, and showing the world exactly what makes America great!

The problem is, they don’t side with the Cuban people. They support the totalitarian regime that has crushed, impoverished, and tortured the great people of Cuba. The Democrats have never been about freedom and Liberty. As Cubans rise up against their government, Republicans seek to support them while Democrats sit by silently. It’s a little hard to pretend to give a crap when two of your most recognizable faces in the Party are openly socialist. Also: We are winning the war on CRT. “When the narrative is unclear and disjointed, you can bet we are winning,” -Dan Bongino. Now is not the time to quit!

Unfortunately I have a follow-up to Thursday’s podcast. NaturalNews.com has an article on the vaccine strike force that the Biden Administration is ready to unleash on everyone. Listen up folks, now is not the time to get cowboy and meet these folks at the door strapped. You need to be alert and handle this wisely. There really is no other reason to build a database of non-vaxxed folks unless they plan to use it at some point.

The Biden Administration is gearing up to go door-to-door to “encourage folks to get vaccinated.” This is a dangerous idea, but maybe not for the reasons you’re thinking. HHS Sec. Becerra thinks it’s absolutely the “government’s right to know who’s vaccinated.” Weird, considering y’all work for us. Or did you forget that?

Trump goes live to announce his lawsuit against Facebook, Twitter, and Google. If you are a conservative voice that was de-platformed, this could mean money for you. Also: Voter ID laws are racist but telling black folks that if you don’t vote for Biden “you ain’t black” isn’t? One Federal Judge in GA isn’t caving to that crazy train. No election laws are going to be overturned while the election is in process. That’s a win for Georgia voters!