In all their wisdom, FEMA warns citizens that in case of a nuclear attack Americans should make sure to get somewhere safe and don’t skip on masking or social distancing. Because dying from radioactive fallout is way less worse than nearly being exposed to someone who may kinda be a little symptomatic with COVID. Yes, I’m not making this up. As you huddle in your basements praying for the survival of you and your loved ones, don’t forget to mask. You don’t want to be saying your final prayers and have Karen interrupt you after all. Also: The most popular POTUS in history must have some astounding comments in his SOTU address tomorrow because he’s calling all the guards. Weird. Why not just get your 81 million voters to protect you?

Touching base with a story on Russia and how this latest war could’ve been prevented. Then on to some bird brained feel good stories. Magpies rescuing their mates, anyone? Also: God works in amazing ways. Sometimes, the littles thing makes the biggest impact.

Set to take place March 1st and already promising peaceful protests, the Biden administration is wasting no time calling in the National Guard. Already the administration is organizing with federal and local police, and the media are painting these peaceful protesters as “terrorists”. What you need to pay attention to is quite simply this: The Democrats had 0 issues with the Summer of Violence. Extra security wasn’t necessary as federal buildings burned and people were murdered. They had no issues with BLM and Antifa. But what they do think needs upscaled federal attention and involvement is the arrival of an untold number of patriots who have had enough of the tyrannical bs. Keep that in mind going forward.

After this weekend saw things escalate in Canada, resulting in a peaceful protester being trampled by mounted police. It was hard to witness, but did it galvanize Canadians to action? It appears Canadians from other cities are now arriving in Ottawa to support the convoy. Also: Was COVID a blessing?

We have some feel good stories that will make you, well, feel good. Some quick updates about Canada and Illinois need to be covered, but then we are talking genetic tracking to stop poachers, the end to whaling in Iceland, and Catzilla. It’s a great way to end your hectic week!

As if hiding in an underground bunker wishing his mommy was available wasn’t enough, Justin Trudeau doubled down in the game of How Not to Deescalate A Situation. Demonstrating just how out of touch he truly is, and how scared, he enacted the Canadian Emergency Act on the “small fringe minority” he assured the public he wasn’t the least worried about right before he fled into the night. Also: Sara B has a near death experience as an intruder to the podcast makes itself horribly known. (Of course I handled it with poise and dignity, why do you ask?)

John Durham proves Trump has been right all along about being spied on. Of course, if you have been following Dan Bongino’s Spygate, this isn’t a revelation at all. What’s surprising is how Hillary Clinton remains a free woman. Also: Snopes tries to fact check the great Biden crack pipe give-away, but ends up proving it right. Cheers!

I am SPICY tonight. This has been a rough week for me, so I channel my sass and hammer the hypocrite Left.

On Friday February 4, 2022 a judge awarded a restraining order against Gov. Pritzker and his unconstitutional mask mandate. This is a big win for parents, students, and teachers everywhere. For the first time in two years our kids went to school mask-free! This should give hope to other blue state hostages! Also: Rep. Adam Kinzinger runs his mouth to MSNBC and CNN crying about being pulled from the Jan 6 committee. So naturally I take him to task. Screw that guy.

We are doing some fun, feel good stories tonight. If you have teenagers who are undecided about their futures, fear not. A poll of American teenagers shows 10 things they wish they were being taught in school and- unsurprisingly- none of it is geometry. Also: For the rest of us looking for a change, how about becoming the King of Piel Island in the UK? You read that right. Complete with 14c castle (or what’s left of it) and a bunch of beer. You KNOW that place is haunted! Say no more!