Conspiracy Realists

Conspiracy Realists

By Austin Harvey, Nick Sarnelli, and Gino CaputoComedy
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Conspiracy Realists episodes

  • 009: The Mongolian Death Worm, The Ancient Cryptid That Spews Venom

    The Conspiracy Realists are live from Austin's apartment (and then heavily edited for comedy's sake) in this episode all about the mysterious cryptid known as the Mongolian Death Worm, a 2-foot, sausage-like creature with venomous bile and razor-sharp teeth.


    Nick's got the evidence, but if we're being honest, most of this episode is jokes about f***ing the Mongolian Death Worm. Specifically, Dick Cheney f***ing it.


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    38 min
  • 007: Truthism Pt. 1 — Reptilians Rule Over Us From Within the Hollow Earth

    This week, the Conspiracy Realists dive into the Wayback Machine and unearths a conspiratorial gem from 2006: a shoddy old HTML site known as Truthism. Truthism tells the tale of the Anunnaki, reptilian aliens who rule over humanity from the center of the Hollow Earth (AKA the Inner Earth) and use us as energy, the Cube Sun, false religions, false governments, secret societies, and blatant misogyny.

    In Part One, Austin and Nick go over the original version of Truthism from 2006, which is tame by comparison. Tune in next week for Part 2, where they go over the 2010, 2012, and 2015 updates to the site, which are, well, much more Incel-y.

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    Music by Purple Planet.

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    39 min
  • 006: "The Egg" — A Device That Led To Interdimensional Travel in the Pine Barrens

    This week, Nick and Austin Head back to New Jersey's Pine Barrens to investigate another strange conspiracy — that exiled scientists created a device they called "The Egg" to transport themselves to another dimension where humanity does not exist. Could this be a possible explanation as to the true origins of the Jersey Devil? What is going on in New Jersey?

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    Music Credits:

    Seventh Seal by Kevin MacLeod

    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song...

    License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

    50 min
  • 005: Solving the Mystery Behind Mystery Hill AKA America's Stonehenge

    In Salem, New Hampshire, there exists a hill so mysterious it was named Mystery Hill.


    The mountain is covered in strange rock monoliths and a deep, underground maze-like cave system. However, it was later renamed America's Stonehenge due to its similarities to the other peculiar rock structure.


    This week, Austin has compiled the history and lore surrounding Mystery Hill, and together, he and Nick will discover the truth.

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    Music Credits:

    Seventh Seal by Kevin MacLeod

    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4340-seventh-seal

    License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

    48 min
  • 004: The Truth Behind The Lavender Town Syndrome Creepypasta

    The original Japanese release of Pokémon Red and Green supposedly contained a song — the Lavender Town theme — with frequencies so high and unpleasant that it drove children to commit suicide.

    Or did they?

    While the story makes for an interesting, spooky Creepypasta, it also reignited the interest in Pokémon at a time when the series' sales were hitting an all-time low. Could Nintendo have invented the story of the haunting song to help increase sales? Join Nick Sarnelli and Austin Harvey as they dig deep into the theory this week!


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    41 min
  • 003: Did CERN Create a Black Hole that Swallowed the Earth in 2012?

    In 2012, researchers from CERN discovered the Higgs Boson particle, a particle they said is "crucial to the stability of the universe." If something were to destabilize the particle, it would open a black hole that swallowed us up, leaving us in a dark, empty void. Unless... we exist in a multiverse.
    Austin has scientific evidence that this might have happened, and this week he tries to convince Nick that it did.
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    Intro Music:
         
    Seventh Seal by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4340-seventh-seal
    License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

    40 min
  • 002: The Jersey Devil, The Horse-Headed Bat Cryptid That Stalks The Pine Barrens

    In 1753 a woman named "Mama" Leeds gave birth to her 13th child... a child which she cursed, saying, "Let this one be the devil!" Well... her wish came true, or did it? Nick Sarnelli and Austin Harvey look at the evidence to determine whether or not the Jersey Devil is real.
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    Jersey Devil Sighting or Elaborate Halloween Prank? Video
    Music Credits:
         
    Seventh Seal by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4340-seventh-seal
    License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
         
    Bass Soli by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3421-bass-soli
    License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

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    42 min
  • 001: Was Queen Elizabeth II a CANNIBAL!?

    Everyone knows Queen Elizabeth II. She's been the head of the English monarchy for 70 years, and she shows no signs of quitting. But how does the Queen retain her youthful vitality at such an old age? Is the Queen hiding a dark secret beneath her regal facade? A secret that involves... human flesh? This week, Austin's got the evidence, and he's going to try and convince Nick that it's true.

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    Music Credits:

    Seventh Seal by Kevin MacLeod

    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4340-seventh-seal

    License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

    Cool Vibes by Kevin MacLeod

    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3553-cool-vibes

    License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

    Bass Soli by Kevin MacLeod

    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3421-bass-soli

    License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

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    41 min

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Comedians Austin Harvey, Nick Sarnelli, and Gino Caputo investigate some of the world's most ridiculous conspiracy theories on their journey to find the truth.