WARNING: SPOILERS/NSFW

'Constantine' 1x14 - 'Final Girl' Script Review

Daniel Cerone has graced us with a free-to-download pdf of an unproduced script for the sadly cancelled series 'Constantine'.  As a special episode for this week, we decided to read the script (let's not kid ourselves, we were going to anyway!), and give you a recap and review of the episode!

When a group of friends kill the most annoying bastard in town, he comes back as a Meat Cutter, a zombie killer that is a lot like Jason Vorhees, but with goat skin strapped to his face instead of a hockey mask. Of course, this isn't the first time Judith has seen something like this.  Who's Judith? Just one of the old gang from Newcastle.  She's found meaning in tracking these Meat Cutters down all over the country. Of course, Constantine rightfully believes that there's something more sinister going on. 

So come with us on our weirdest episode yet! We're reviewing a freaking script, guys!