019: NSFW/18+. Wrestling is so hyper-masculine camp that it may be the quintessential form of Man Brain entertainment second only to Man Brain podcast. Even if you hate wrestling, check out the first 20 minutes of this episode for some extreme clip mashup fighty fucky funny goodness. Yeah we had some technical issues with the talking and need to stop using Facebook Messenger because the Mark Zuckerborg hive mind keeps sabotaging our efforts because he hates boobies. Maybe that’s why he married an Oriental as Jay calls them but his wife is actually a bit stacked. When I studied Japanese at university, they changed the department name from Oriental to East Asian because not exactly sure but I think it’s now considered an outdated term like negro or Coldplay? Not sure, and also no idea what any of this has to do with this wrestling episode, but I’m currently filling in time waiting for the episode file to bounce down before uploading. Thanks so much to Jay and Mr Holiday from My Worst Holiday podcast for co-hosting this episode. Jay really knows his wrestling. Unfortunately, Hank suffered toilet paper brain damage so wasn’t quite on his game. So Dave’s inner voice stepped in to fill the dead air. If this confuses you, then multiply that by a million for what it’s like in my brain all the time. Somehow I’ve turned this middle-age onset mental retardation into a joke writing machine far funnier than anyone reading this. I don’t even take credit for it because it just happens. We can all enjoy the best satire about degrading women of all time which is actually mildly pro-feminist because it’s satire see how clever I am. This is by no means a blanket to get away with absolutely anything and our multi-national team spends countless hours discussing the explicit content and just how many times we should be saying cunt in every episode. We believe we have achieved the goldilocks cunt zone. Oh, this was only part 1 of our planned wrestling content so hopefully the numbers drop-off isn’t too great for part 2. Got a massive musical number planned so get your manginas out! There are so many mentions and shoutouts in this episode; I’ll add you to the show notes if you message me. Of course massive shoutout to all the wrestlers who have provided us with so much entertainment. Special mention too goes to Eli for agreeing to start watching wrestling every week and contributing to part 2 by premiering his new wrestling Tag Team characters called Jew Day who are like New Day but they throw bagels instead of pancakes. If you’ve read to the end of this, it’s time to subscribe to our Patreon to help keep the show going and subsidise some studio upgrades to make Man Brain ever fuckier, fightier and funnier. Thank you http://www.patreon.com/manbrainpodcast
