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028: NSFW/18+/Strong Sexual Content. What is the Podcast Cabal? We root around deep in this conspiracy theory. Has Blake from Noise Pollution podcast actually uncovered some truth about this group? Should we keep obeying the instructions sent to us anonymously by The Podcast Cabal? Does Blunt Mommy embed secret messages in her belching frequencies? Is Brian Dunning from Skeptoid investigating the Cabal as well? Does Jason from Shit Happens when you Party Naked podcast love chocolate milk? Is Steve from Baked and Awake podcast going to help Blake out with his investigation and get Blake back on course to clear our name? Will Blizzard the Wizard come and save Blake from his cognitive catnap? Will Pandy forgive me for pushing back the release of his Take That episode? Will Mike Peacock from On the Edge finally sort himself out and join an awesome cult like Heaven's Gate? Will Ben from Small Town Mentality podcast swallow my eggnog? Is this episode just too absurd and therefore actually distracts from legitimate researchers into the real Podcast Cabal? Is Blake legitimate or has he gone a little off? If I'm a paid shill for the Cabal, how much are they giving me? $1000 for each podcast we destroy? That would be sweet! Hopefully the real Podcast Cabal will contact me and I can get to work cleaning up the indy podcast scene lol. Thanks to Spunk Lube, the only lube we use at Man Brain podcast. Go to www.manbrainpodcast.com for all the links. Thank you Fuck you for listening. If you're part of the Resistance against the Podcast Cabal, then come at me bro. Might be fun to throw down and shake up the podcaster circle jerks and encourage some podcasters to escape the jerks and go hunting for actual fans rather than only other podcasters listening to their shows. Other podcasters aren't fans! They are peers. If you have real fans, they may not like the other podcasters in your crew. What to do to keep fueling your giant ego? What to do? If you have any more information about the Podcast Cabal, please get in contact with us. We'll be gentle then go hard because that's the way you like it.

027: We stage an intervention for the grand starfucker himself, Mr Phil Oakley. Phil, it’s time to stop starfucking fading comedian Adam Carolla and start worshiping someone far more important to the future of humanity! Listen to the episode to find out who.

You can tweet Phil @philoakley9 http://www.twitter.com/philoakley9

Shoutouts/Mentions/Promos: Heavyweight Chumps podcast, Small Town Mentality podcast, graphic artist Vegas_702, #Nooffense podcast, Shit Happens When You Party Naked Podcast, Blunt Mommy Podcast, Noise Pollution podcast Blake Lavetan, Eli Sirota from The Not So Crazy Podcast of Blizzard the Wizard and Eli, comedian & our surrogate great grandpa Kevin Brennan & Candy the erotic dancer

Thank you Fuck you for listening

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026: Listen for the ‘N word multiplier’ sketch and get triggered!!! Go to http://www.manbrainpodcast.com for all the links.

Bumper by Shit Happens When You Party Naked podcast. Thanks Jason & Chrissie! Maybe Man Brain team member Pandy has sucked a vegemite flavoured dick!!!

Dave discusses our recent guesting on Shit Happens When You Party Naked podcast. A mammoth 2.5hr recording discussing Aussie slang!

Dave discusses podcasting and claims that Man Brain podcast is the greatest podcast of all time on the second lowest rung of the ladder.

Dave slags off other podcasts with long introductions in a long introduction. Hilarious!

N word multiplier sketch: the most offensive comedy sketch we’ve ever done, at least about college entrance identity politics. Where does the rubber hit the road with how individuals are treated in an ever more collectivist educational system? How might some individuals exploit the very systems such, as affirmative action, designed to reduce inequality? Are we missing something here with how to maximise human flourishing? Send all complaints to [email protected] and we’ll read out on the show.

Dave and Hank discuss how to be funny or otherwise. Hank believes that the N word multiplier sketch is brilliant. Dave claims to not know what is funny any more.

Dave proposes putting on a special event: Spunk Lube Jumping Castle Backyard Wrestling

Dave discusses our Sexy Spunk Lube Toe Job video and how Youtube are putting the brakes on viewing growth. Then muses on the pros and cons of some kind of tech giant regulation. Dave thanks everyone for all the negative feedback on his pretty toes and demands you all worship them. Dave demands that Youtube stop fucking us over. I’m sure that Youtube will pay attention!

Jay from My Worst Holiday podcast tells his story: ‘Jay and his amazing technicolour dump truck’. We recommend that you all get your brakes checked regularly! And always triple check for trains because they do not stop fast. Dave half-executes on some joke chime-ins. Keep working on it Dave and maybe one day you’ll be worthy enough for the next level of podcasting.

Dave discusses his debilitating cam girl addiction. Dave admits to being a cam-girl-aholic. How do you define ‘lifetime’? Send in your answers!

Dave continues to muse on his man brain and the power of the pussy; then proceeds to a death spiral into existentialism. Dave asks for guests for the show who are also afflicted with cam-girl-aholicism. If you know anybody then please contact us: [email protected]

Dave muses on what kind of entertainment we should pay for. He continues his Podcast Cabal psyop operations on other podcasters trying to encourage them to take a long hard look at themselves and perhaps come to the conclusion that Man Brain podcast is the greatest podcast of all time and they should all help to get Man Brain over and up into the next rung on the podcasting ladder.

Dave shouts out Shit Happens When You Party Naked Podcast, Hashtag No Offense Podcast

Dave ponders on a possible super-group collaboration podcast between Blunt Mommy, Jay from My Worst Holiday podcast and Hank from Man Brain podcast

Dave forgets to mention: Baked and Awake podcast, the Podcast Builders League secret word challenge, The Not So Crazy Podcast of Blizzard the Wizard and Eli

Dave ponders on toxic masculinity and rape culture and whether Man Brain podcast must be deleted from the multiverse in order for society to prosper. Dave makes the absurd prediction that Man Brain podcast will be the only thing left after humanity is annihilated.

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Promos:

Art and Jacob do America podcast that we have agreed to collaborate with next year. Exciting!

Movie Geek and Proud podcast thanks for your support on Twitter!

Hank sings a lovely song to close out episode 25 N word multiplier.

Thank you Fuck you for all your support!

025: LYDIA THE FUCK BUNNY!

Content warning NSFW / 18+

Dave’s wife’s first appearance on Man Brain podcast! She’s super-submissive and always up for it! We may never get her on the podcast again so be sure to listen to the full 150 minutes of the hottest woman of all time, Lydia!

This is a massive episode to celebrate our 2nd anniversary of podcasting and 10,000 listens. We talk jamming with Keith Urban, Spunk Lube stunt cum, American Horror Story unable to splooge out satisfying endings, the open slap, Skullf*cker, our hot electrician, getting some D for our single friend Barry, squirting, f*ck boys, f*ck bunnies, Youtube censorship, toe jobs, cuckolding, droopy door knockers, Let the Blood Run Free, declaring war on Married as F*ck podcast, post-menopausal banging, prune juice, strawberry farmer needle in a c*ntstack, Aussie slang, Crystal Gayle, Nana Mouskouri, The Seekers with Judith Durham, hilarious anorexia jokes, the boy band Sheppard, Donald Trump, the titties of Phoebe Cates, Mrs Slocombe from Are you being Served, Hank paying for it, the astonishing Japanese character work of Lydia and Barry, sitting on Tom Hardy’s face, the gender queer community, Donald Trump memorial special release orange coloured lube, retarded ejaculation, our non-pornographic videos on PornHub, Blac Chyna & The Kardashian Klan, WWE Paige’s anal training, painal, pegging, CBT, sucking D, damaged women with daddy issues, Dave with mommy issues, Hank’s phoenix tattoo & Lydia’s face stamp of Dave, Hillary Clinton’s Kaustic Kankles, Tammy Faye Bakker, Lena Dunham moving to Mexico, f*cking sense into people, the super-hot Chewbacca lady, burning it all down then getting Seth Rowland to build it back up again, Dave the 4th Hemsworth brother, burning feminist bras, Dave’s younger and more flexible years, PG standing for pussy grabbing, f*ck-by dates, Rosie O’Donnell cradle snatching the pussy, consensual non-consent, self-fisting, the bi-sexuality of double penetration, giant sex party orgies, the woman’s touch, sativa vs stevia, nipple & pussy pasties, throwing down a challenge to Blunt Mommy, the desperate, over-sensitive, delusional narcissism of podcasters, Man Brain Pussy Palace, Man Brain vs Lady Brain, real man behaviour, all podcasters must sign up to the Man Brain Patreon to interact with Dave, and so many other topics. We reminisce over Man Brain episode 1 then talk over it. Episode 1 was Skullf*cker celebrating Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential election victory.

Mentions: Thunder Cookies from Heavyweight Chumps podcast, artist Vegas 702, Two Tired Twats podcast, Shit Happens When you Party Naked podcast, My Worst Holiday podcast, The Not So Crazy podcast with Blizzard the Wizard and Eli, Gareth’s Random Ramblings podcast, Blunt Mommy podcast, Barry, Baked and Awake podcast, Zeus the Japanese Spitz, Podcast Builders League, NSFW podcast network, Dave’s Japanese wife, Dave’s Hispanic wife, Dave’s Filipino wife, Hairy Brendog, Lenny Marcus & Liz former co-hosts of Misery Loves Company podcast, Bicker Bots podcast, Duchess from #NoOffense Show, & con artist Stripper Comedian

Promos: I f*ck my wife podcast, Hysteria 51 podcast, DTF podcast, KD5P podcast, Conversations with God podcast, Everyone else in the whole wide world is an asshole except for me podcast. Bonus points if you can pick out the real promos from the fake promos

Forgot to mentions: The Plunge podcast, Po’Boys podcast, Noise Pollution podcast, On the Edge with Mike Peacock podcast, Bro Honey Podcasts, Spoiler Country podcast, Hungry for Laughs podcast, Trailer Junkies podcast, Karla Kitty, Brian P McCarthy and thank you to all our patrons & everyone else who has played our promo

Go listen to a bunch of different shows; after you listen to every single one of our episodes and subscribe to our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/manbrainpodcast (first month is free with a refund)

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024: Warning: explicit content. Listen to internationally revered female sexuality experts Muffy & Prof Hank educate you on the magical topic of squirting. Is it just pee? Where does it come from? Will it destroy the patriarchy? Will Blunt Mommy ever squirt?

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Thank you to Shit Happens When You Party Naked podcast for the bonza intro. Promos for #nooffense podcast & Jokes & Hightops podcast.

022: Gareth from Gareth’s Random Ramblings takes over the podcast and turns it into a 2 hour long angry drunk haka. New Zealanders are like cute little pets to us Australians so it was great of us to let Gareth for one week be the host of a real podcast. Actually this isn’t true, Gareth and his wife Bex now live in Australia and are our maid and gardener. That’s right, New Zealanders are like our Mexicans; except there isn’t just a wall between us and them; there’s a whole sea and they still manage to get in here.

Go check out Gareth’s Random Ramblings on Spreaker, Itunes, I heart radio and Spotify. They go live on Spreaker every Saturday evening US time / Sunday 9.30am Brisbane Australia time. Follow Gareth on Twitter www.twitter.com/grrpod

Other podcast shoutouts: Odd Dad Out, Mike Jolitz, My Worst Holiday, Baked and Awake, The Not So Crazy Podcast of Blizzard the Wizard and Eli, The Podcast Builders League on Facebook, Bro Honey podcast network, Damaged Goods podcast network, & Blunt Mommy

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023: NSFW/18+ Brett's new carer Peter heavily sedates him but still has to endure ranting about black face, false flags & the 2018 US mid-term elections. Sign up to the Man Brain Patreon for extra uncensored content you have to hear to believe www.patreon.com/manbrainpodcast

B019: Rosie O'Donnell urges all Americans to vote Republican in the 2018 mid-term elections so that her great friend Donald Trump can continue making America great again!

B016: NSFW / 18+ annoying as all fuck screeching electronica track with angry extremist incels and radical feminists. Can't they just get it on and hate fuck?

NSFW / 18+ annoying as all fuck screeching electronica track with angry extremist incels and radical feminists. Can't they just get it on and hate fuck?