NSFW Podcast Rumble 2 Santa Claus, Short Round & Cajun Cunt

A shit load of podcasters battle it out together in this very special episode!

Participants: Jodie B from Po Boys, Joe B from NE Pod, Amanda from Blunt Mommy, John from Unbelievably Stupid, Randal & Brook from Married as Fuck, Mattox from Heavyweight Chumps, Heather & Teri from Zero Fucks Given, Jason and Matt from Flashback Sequence Engage, Dave from Man Brain, Jason from Shit Happens When You Party Naked, Michael Jackson's Penis, Creepy Fucking Guy, Blunt Mommy's Left Titty Debbie, The devil and angel on Jodie B's shoulders, Hank from Dirty Monoball

Mentions: Spunklube, Ben from Small Town Mentality, Doug & Anthony from Who's Right, Riley from The Plunge, PJ from Bicker Bots, Shane from Bearded Dad, Steve Johnson, Podcoin podcast player, Eli from The Not So Crazy Podcast of Blizzard the Wizard & Eli, Todd from The Toddcast Cabal, Alex from Bro Honey

Introduction: "Welcome to the Riley Memorial ‘good vibes only’ Podcast Rumble; also known as the oral orgy of the people who haven’t run away from Blunt Mommy’s prickly cactus snatch. We love you Blunt Mommy. Prepare to be entertained by some of the greatest not safe for work indy podcasters around… and Hank. Who will try his best too I’m sure, like a special needs kid running backwards in the relay with the baton up his asshole..... just let him say a few things and pretend he’s funny then we can move on to the real entertainment.

We are your hosts: I’m Jason from Shit Happens when you Party Naked and joining me is Dave from Man Brain podcast.

The rules are as follows: we start with 2 people entering and pounding you with their flapping jaws and fapping pant meat. Then every 5 minutes or so, a new competitor will enter the fuckfest & hopefully enter the other competitors. As long as competitors remain entertaining, they stay in the chat. If they go quiet, go soft, over-dominate, stick it in the wrong hole, or start being sanctimonious about what is and isn’t okay to make jokes about, they will be bounced harder than Heather’s bazongas when she does jumping jacks.

The winner will be the last person left talking and they will receive the victory cream pie.

Yes I’m going to do it and if you can all say it along with me because I blow loads much harder with a squad of cheerleaders: Let’s get ready to rumble!!!

Oh, special shoutout to Shane from Bearded Dad podcast. We’re thinking of you buddy."

Thank you very much to all the participants. See you at the next rumble coming soon!

Happy Birthday to my muse Blunt Mommy. Go check out her podcast: https://bluntmommypodcast.podbean.com/

Clips taken from NSFL Productions Patreon episodes. Sign up to hear more: https://www.patreon.com/nsflproductions

Episode 51: Mike Peacock Sex Dolls Poop Knives Hitler

"There are people out there who probably have no business doing podcasting"

Dave is joined by Mike Peacock from On the Edge podcast and we call out all podcasters with terrible audio quality. Seriously, sort your shit out or move aside for the podcasters who actually give a shit about what they’re doing. Original discussion was recorded late last year when Jay from My Worst Holiday was still talking to Dave and he had yet to fall out with Steve from Baked and Awake podcast. He can be a little much at times.

Go to www.manbrainpodcast.com for all the links, kinks, stinks and pussy winks. Listen on podcoin. Sign up to our group Patreon for exclusive content like late night intimate chats with Blunt Mommy and Dave. www.patreon.com/nsflproductions

Mentions: Mike Peacock’s 2 podcasts: On the Edge and Misery Point Radio, Mark & Jay My Worst Holiday, Steve Baked & Awake, Ben Small Town Mentality, Eli Not So Crazy Podcast of Blizzard the Wizard & Eli, Jason Shit Happens When You Party Naked, Phil Oakley on Twitter, Blake Noise Pollution, Kenric Spoiler Country, Doug Anthony Who’s Right, Hank’s Dirty Monoball

Synopsis: Adam Carolla rants, Phil Oakley starfucks, Joe Rogan shall not be named on the show, Blink 182 Ufologist, James Bond drinks, food & drink snobbery, podcaster delusions of grandeur, crippling perfectionism, cooking show contrivances, Gordon Ramsey fuck off hysterics, Suing Man Brain for causing permanent psychological damage, handling criticism of your podcast, rage quitting offensive podcasts & getting triggered, podcasting recording hardware & software, Zencastr fucks up with some crackles and pops, the Joe Rogan Michael Jackson microphone, Izotope RX noise reduction to reduce background noise, just the right amount of alcohol for podcasting, from Barry White to Michael Jackson, Dave is a mental case with no consistency with his voice, thinking about the room where you record, Hank’s shithouse microphone technique, unbearably annoying noises on podcasts, annoying noise rage quit episode idea, Podcast Impossible with Mike Peacock and Dave, Solving audio issues for My Worst Holiday and Baked and Awake, can enthusiasm make up for technical issues, podcasters can be oversensitive little bitches, Mike sucking the Chaffey hog, dumb Dave took months to work out mix minus setup to patch calls into his mixer, don’t so much of a perfectionist that you can’t release anything, Dave can’t get along with anyone; particularly he hasn’t had a great run with stoners, disappearing Comminski file damn those chemtrails, The podcast cabal really fucks around with indy podcasters, Wes Craven’s Shocker, Steve’s cooler & blowtorch dab, Frigging stoner lingo, emotional triggering, satirising ideologically inflexible people, Skullfucker triggering people, snowflakes with no mental resilience, weeping for humanity, Family Guy, building a wall, Mike loves mic preamps; like really really loves them, throwing them dollar bills at podcasting, gear snobbery, shopping for butt loving wives, acting on constructive criticism, Dave is Stutters McGee and it’s so fucking annoying, The US is a Nation of Pussies, Mike’s mystery celebrity family members, Who’s Right suicide episode was not the usual dour presentation, Anthony Bordain, cum buckets, podcaster self-doubt, Hank will be tackling all the tough issues on his show, Daddy Issues, Miserable Pricks, pandering to the lowest common denominator, the goal of humanity, fluffers and strokers, indy podcaster delusions of grandeur, podcast unique selling propositions, feather ruffling, self-critiquing, more weeping for humanity; over-protected and coddled, Marshall Applewhite and Heaven’s Gate Cult comet suicide near miss, old fat white sitar player weirdo, Hank striking out with women, setting up a podcasting cult, Nexium sex cult, manipulating people, sending out only good vibes into the Universe

B22: A prankster called into The Atheist Experience TV show and said a lot of funny shit. I set it to piano music. Go check them out on Youtube. I assume it was a prank; but maybe he was being serious? What do you think? Serious or prank?

Episode 50: Blunt Mommy Spreads Vagina Rumours & Pops Dave's Fireball Cherry

Go to http://www.manbrainpodcast.com for all links, kinks, stinks & pussy winks. Go to https://bluntmommypodcast.podbean.com/ for more Blunt Mommy.

Competition: Be the first to count how many times Blunt Mommy says 'fuck' in this ep & we'll send you some samples of Spunk Lube. Who wouldn't want some sex lube that has been personally handled by the hottest SMILF in indy podcasting?

Mentions: Jason Shit Happens When You Party Naked, Chris Hashtag No Offence Podcast, Spunk Lube, Miller's Dick, Origin of Speakcies, Shooting the Shiznit, Black Wrecellence, The Jeff Peart Show, American Slacker, Johnny Dough Strange Things are Afoot @ the Circle K, Jodie B Po Boys, Chad's Dad Bod, Doug and Anthony from Who's Right, John from Unbelievably Stupid

Dave's words: Hank,So,Actually,Circle Jerk,Man Brain,Podcast,Network,I know, Now,You know what I mean

Blunt's words: Miller,Dick,Baton Rouge,Blunt Mommy,Bruh,Burping,Podcast,Titty,Ass,Gay

Synopsis: Dave(D) & Blunt Mommy(B) got drunk on Fireball Whiskey with help from a drinking game trying to encourage them to not say the same words over and over on the podcast. D says 'so' so so so much. B beats up D with a belt. D misses B's cinnamon flavoured pussy. B reads intro out flawlessly. D takes over & does even better. 'Fuck You Dave' seems to be B's new catchphrase. The Podcast Cabal initiation continues. B requests more dick pics. D can't talk & must be punished. D gets even more giggly on Fireball Whiskey. D reads out tweets from podcasters in the slim hope they'll listen then abandon their own shows & devote all their time to worshipping Man Brain. B on wine = Winomonda. D&B splooge over South Park. D&B debate over who is manipulating the other more. 'They took our jobs' South Park clip has absolutely nothing to do with this ep. Irene might destroy B in future drinking game episode. Half an hour in & the ep really gets going. D makes fun of his disability because disabilities are hilarious. D&B don't understand how to make evergreen content. The roast of Blunt Mommy has to happen. NSFL Productions Patreon content will be super hot cumming soon. Cunt fun, 'squalms' a new B word, B probably not a meth-head. D issues photoshop challenge. Clacker also Aussie slang for asshole. How many B holes are open for business? D&B tease stuff for Patreon. Hit them up if they don't deliver on their promises. B plays D a Leprechaun video that is weirdly appropriation of both Irish & Black American culture. B tries some more Aussie Bogan slang. B's cunt is extremely country. "You get me any more maggoted on this goon and I’ll let you cop a squiz at me hairy freckle." B is competitive as fuck. D's 1st ever dick pic. Man Brain Dick Pic episode still cumming soon. B does not repeat drinking words at the end of ep. Squeezing dick for the perfect pic. Giant Hobbit Dicks. The perfect tit pic. D's freckle (asshole) gets first photo shoot. D's wife gets sent surprise. Blunt Mommy spreads vagina rumours. Pizza whores. World famous BJs Pineville pizza? Would you rather for rest of your life pizza no penis or penis no pizza? Life is not fair. Hank's sweet fat hormonal man boobs. D not a pussy hound. B not a cock chaser? Hank's suspension from Man Brain podcast for yawning. D getting up Lydia's freckle. D getting birthday sex. D turning into mad dom. D totally fails & spits out Hank so many times what the fuck? D so obsessed with Hank OMFG. D takes sexiest selfie ever. D's angry sex. Ep goes more & more off the rails around 2 hour mark. B sleazes onto Doug from Who's Right podcast. B needs a Doug boob pic. Unbelievably Stupid John the hornbag. B the skinny girl is weight loss expert. Penis Platters. Podcasting Mega Circle Jerk. B grows ever more belligerent. B's no makeup look. B self-roast. B lays down the challenge to anyone who wants to take her on at War of the Words. HTNOS podcast Chris in particular. B takes over

Go to http://www.manbrainpodcast.com for all links, stinks, kinks & pussy winks. NSFW/18+

Episode 46: Dave chats with Shane from Bearded Dad podcast & Tractor Larry gets down with his chickens. Dave announces NSFL Productions; a group Patreon launching soon with some other podcasters who will all be contributing original offensive comedy content. Dave says 'so' way too many times & must be punished.

Podcast Mentions: Shane Bearded Dad, Collision Shack, Jason Shit Happens When You Party Naked, Ben Small Town Mentality, Hank Dirty Hank's Monoball, Randal & Brook Married as Fuck, Drinks With Larry, Amanda Blunt Mommy

Synopsis: Dave looks great shirtless, Dave calls out Hank as a piece of shit, Tractor Larry is cool. Dave makes a public apology & makes a heartfelt correction about what Collision Shack podcast is about; it is not about Shaquille O'Neal's car accidents. Dave announces Not Safe For Life Productions, NSFLProductions on Twitter, a group Patreon with paid content that can be accessed for $1 per month. Expected April release. Other podcasters involved will be announced soon. Dave exaggerates friction with wife; wife doesn't want to stab him 79 times; just drown him in the pool. Dave struggles to talk naturally & not deliver an infomercial. Dave gazes into a crystal ball but decides fuck it let's do it anyway. Boy oh boy the N word is problematic. What is the NSFL policy going to be on the N word? Michael Jackson aka Applehead makes an appearance. What's with these long Dave introductions? Holy fuck does he love turning listeners off? Get to the funny stuff Dave! Dave sucks at selling. He couldn't sell an abortion to a Scientologist. Rest assured that the NSFL Productions Patreon is going to be better than Dave; the other members are great! Dave slams old big dick Ben from Small Town Mentality Podcast for no good reason. Blunt Mommy is in the NSFL Productions teaser clip so I guess she's involved too. Blunt flicks her nipples to Dave to put him in an evermore complicated situation with his wife. Should hopefully lead to fireworks on future episodes! NSFL Productions has a 1 month satisfaction guarantee. We will offend you or your money back. Dave spirals trying to offend a generic person. People who conform to stereotypes can be annoying so fair play Dave. But goddam can you shorten your shit up? Dave promises to trigger every Patreon subscriber to build their mental resilience; this is cheap therapy of a kind that modern weak as piss therapists won't give. Dave then claims he's done the greatest promo ever & that no one else can come close. Truly delusional. Will Hank help out Bearded Dad? Will Dave really give away mission critical Hank secrets behind the paywall? Shane & Dave battle each other for Man Brain supremacy with the help of their friends. Who is the funniest, the fightiest, the fuckiest? Skullfucker, Tractor Larry, Brian, Brian, Hank or Bearded Dad? Listen to find out who the winner is; though you can probably guess from the title of this episode. The comedy roast of Jason Alme is discussed along with the unfortunate events that came afterwards that shook the very foundations of the indy comedy podcasting community. Skullfucker claims that only women, children & the gays celebrate birthdays. Carer Pete sedates Skullfucker and wheels him away. Dave makes excuses for sounding amateur which makes him sounds even more amateur. Great work Dave. You'll never make it man. The longer you podcast Dave the sadder it becomes. Dave's wife Lydia aka Leigh-Anne is a harsh critic & does not believe that the indy podcasting community are exactly full of winners. Brian and Brian go head to head & talk about Jesus Juice JJ. Seriously who the fuck are these guys? Not Man Brain material whatsoever. If they're supposed to be comic relief, then they really need to be funnier. Work on it guys! Hank & Bearded Dad throw it down; Hank being fuckier whereas Bearded Dad is fightier. Hank is definitely a mechanic.

Episode 45 Hank's Testicles: Hitler & Tupac

Episode 43 Law & Order BMLTL Blunt Mommy’s Left Titty & Liver

Blunt Mommy the delicate little flower non-alcoholic who drinks a lot and has no soul is back!!!

Go to http://www.manbrainpodcast.com for all the links, stinks, pinks & kinks. Thank ya Fuck ya for listening. How many Man Brain Extended Universe podcasters are in your spank bank?

How many times do we mention Doug from Who’s Right Podcast in this episode? Why are we riding his dick so hard?

We try to get to the bottom of who is responsible for the Blunt Mommy parody Twitter accounts: Blunt Mommy’s Left Tit & her Liver. The suspects are the super humble Jason, Jodie B, Tractor Larry, Doug, & Big Dick Ben. We interrogate three of the suspects and someone gets the old phone book massage.

Feel free to troll these accounts and try and flush out their true identity:

http://www.twitter.com/bluntliver

http://www.twitter.com/blunttitty

We all get a little tingle in our balls about some of the wonderful people from Alabama, Arkansas, Louisiana, Georgia, Wyoming, South Carolina & the even more redneck Queensland Australia.

We take a Debbie Does Dallas Detour. Send in your audition tapes for our planned reimagining of the classic pornographic film about cheerleader whoring with big bushes.

We discuss the comedy roast of Jason Alme and the massive fallout including cool group mutinies and epic battles between some of the greatest keyboard warriors of all time. Blunt Mommy fervently denies ever doing Meth despite all the accusations. What do frog farts taste like?

Link to uncut version of Roast on Youtube: https://youtu.be/9CS4u8e-o7A Edited version will be released on Shit Happens When You Party Naked podcast.

We roast Adam Simmons because he said ‘sepia’ and ‘taupe’ in his recent comedy roast set. An over-reaction to be sure and he promised to help get a new version of the Man Brain theme tune recorded. Thanks Adam; you’re the best!

We ban Hunter from The Plunge podcast from our show permanently and tell Riley from The Plunge to dump all his co-hosts and find some comedy equals.

We announce Blunt Mommy’s Titty Talk, a new series on her channel, where Blunt will wear promotional stickers as nipple pasties, and we’ll talk titties. If you’d like to be a guest on the show, contact Blunt Mommy on her Twitter or email [email protected]

Send in your Ass sucking giving and/or receiving audio clips to [email protected]

As always send your dick pics to http://www.twitter.com/blunt_mommy

Thanks to Zero Fucks Given podcast for having me on their show. Go check out Heather, Teri and Daisy having some of the most frank sexual discussions we’ve ever heard.

Mentions: Block em Todd from Chewed Gum Podcast, Big Dick Ben from Small Town Mentality Podcast, Amanda the belt sander from Blunt Mommy Podcast, Butt Plug Doug & Unfuckable Anthony from Who’s Right Podcast, Wheelbarrow Full of Dicks Internet Radio Program, Jodie B the Humble C from Po Boys Podcast, Fucking on his Tractor Larry from Bearded Dad Podcast, Jason Alme why not take All of Me from Shit Happens When You Party Naked Podcast, Debbie Does Dallas, Undoubtebly Adam from Simmons & Moore Podcast, Riley the GOAT & Hunter the banned from The Plunge Podcast, Dandy Warhols suck, Bono from U2 who is still cool, Secret Project to be announced soon, Australian comedian Rodney Rude, Dirty Hank’s Monoball Podcast, Zero Fuck’s Given Podcast, Inner Circle Podcast Network, Inner City Poor Kids Network, Innie Cunt Juice Network, PJ from Bicker Bots podcast, Menmoirs Just the Tips Podcast, NSFW Podcast Network, Drama City Productions, The Hood Diner Project Podcast, Titty Tractors, Whistling Butt Plugs, Lydia’s feet, Drunk Irene’s dirty mouth, Hank’s penis thumb, Pandy’s asshole & Big Blue.

As they say in Georgia: Gotta keep your fingers wet in multiple peach pie cobblers.

B021: People say the weirdest shit on Youtube. Some might say that our obsession with Metaphysical Mike is bordering on pathological stalking. I say that he has inspired us to create great art, while you, person reading this, have done nothing. Seriously, what the fuck have you done with your life that is so special? You're a true nobody if you've got to shit on Metaphysical Mike to feel better about yourself. Which brings me to my point: what do you do when people say mean things to you? When they infer that maybe your whole worldview is delusional? Do you check in with reality, or go ever further down the rabbit hole?

B047 Disabled Wife Blues Rap: I got the blues so bad, aah the disabled wife blues. Dave's Birthday present rap to Lydia delivered 6 months late. Dedicated to the Heavyweight Chumps podcast, my wife's number 1 fans.