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Adventurers Will Sauceda and Alli Klein travel the land in order to judge the three great battles of Somebody Gets Powers, Helicopter Parenting, and Fun with Murder. Hear more from Alli at...

Justin James is so NOT nerdy that he gets laid at least six times while judging the battles of Cult Classic?, Lupita Nyong’o, and Limited By Its Rating/Unnecessarily High Rating.

The great Sophia Zolan takes time off from her dignified position of Best Person Ever to judge the battles of Everywhere in LA Takes 20 Minutes, Dentistry, and I’d Like to Watch...

Did someone order judgements? Because Pizza Prince Hans Kulla-Mader delivers them for the battles of John Denver, Aged the Worst, and Loved It But Don’t Really Want to See It Ever Again....

Jessica Singer, mirthful master of muppet knowledge, deigns to pay attention to science fiction long enough to judge the battles of Muppets, STFU, and Sexiest.

Eager to defend his title of First Guest of this podcast, Jon Morrow returns to judge the battles of Red, White, & Blue, Do It Yourself, and The First Time You Saw...

The Month Man himself, Scott Malkovsky, rains his punny judgement down on the battles of Biggest Pop Culture Impact, Coolest Outfit, and Best Single Word.

Aquatic comedy queen Adri Diaz wields a fresh trident of judgment over the battles of Drug Deal, Most Uncomfortable to Watch on a Flight Sans Plane Crash, and Gravy Boat.

Left-handed Laughmaster Tommy Wakefield haunts the battlefield, trapped in this plane of existence, until he has judged the rounds of Rainforest, Shiniest, and So Cringey That You Had to Leave the Room.

Power judge Jack Michelle gives the news about the battles Breathability, Don’t Be So Hard on Yourself, and Roles Nic Cage Should Have Played.