Seasoned pop culture warrior Harpal Khosla smites evildoers while delivering swift justice in the battles of Best Teen Heartthrob Vibes, Farts, But, Like, Not Very Smelly Farts, and Reminds Me of Childhood...

Tactical savant Erin Alexis holds the power of ultimate judgment over the battles of Style for Miles, Most Quotable at a Party, and Is This Galaxy Quest?

Clever and daring Corey Fabyan brings his own champion to the battles of Main Character Named John, Hangover Cure, and Grandpa Vibes.

Man with legs JR Hernandez delivers swift justice in the battles of Could Take Place in Either Space or Vegas Without Major Plot Changes, Great Teeth, and World I Want to Live...

The wise and gentle Lindsey Kaminsky scratches her treasured cat behind the ears as she judges the battles of Most Rewatchable, Accidentally Sexist/Racist, and Spooky Not Scary. More information about The Problem...

Jessica Mulder, a black-clad figure who commands true respect, uses her absolute authority and subtle intimidation to judge the battles of The Lead Is Actually Really Annoying, Wish This Would End, and...

Sam Frontera, confused but still extremely influential, chooses winners for the bouts of Worst Breakup, The Lead and Supporting Lead are Interchangeable, and Would Be More Interesting If The Rock Were the...

Great warrior Sandy Hunter sits atop her horse-sized battle puppy and judges which champion triumphs in the battles of Makes Me Want To Eat, Spiciness, and Should Be A Video Game. Cannibal...

The brave and virtuous Jon Morrow presides over our first contest, judging which champion takes the prize in the bouts of Best Best Friends, Warm Fuzzy Feelings, and Best Penis Award.  Jon’s...