Conversations with God.

Episode # 43 Vegetarian Chicken, as usual god is portrayed as a bumbling idiot and I try to call him out on his shitty dogmatic nonsense, if you want nuance then you are listening the wrong podcast, if you want mindless nonsense then you are in good company.

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slap a kipper with a slipper if it flops feed it chops.

This is a bonus episode where I chat with Patron Nico Gonzalez, who is now volunteering as our Facebook's manager and content producer for Conversations with God Podcast @ gmail .com, he is a lovely chap, and he no longer worships perverted space bastard god.

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blood clot in my rock melon nose is lasting too long for its own gothic smell.

Episode # 41 Throwing things at the Bible.

In this episode we discuss Hell, diseases and monkeys robbing banks, we welcome a new patron with the customary patron song & god sees someone in heaven licking a Koi Carps eye whilst whistling.

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listen the sound of a pig in a pillow, snorting snorting snorting, looking for grain and wheat to eat, listen to the pig in the pillow, isn't it green.

Episode # 40 Burning Beards & Bingo, doesn't really need much more explanation than that, its proper crap, seriously.

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egg breath.

God and I broadcast from a church service, God eats snacks and drinks booze, God flies a helicopter, we chat about maggots, shunning & the simpsons.

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It's hard to believe that god and I have made another episode, the phrase "flogging a dead horse" springs to mind, this tired old mess of a podcast reluctantly spews out another dreary episode, in this episode we feature another of gods top ten ten diseases that kills the creations that he "loves", god's kitchen has some handy tips for the blind chef amongst us and the fully sighted chefs among us, this episodes sponsor is Dave's Slaves.

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my brain is a biscuit, a fruity biscuit, my beard is dirty, my bum bum is tired, my bum bum is red, chocolate pig with a young eye, kill all spanish otters and crabs

If you did download this episode then I am genuinely sorry, as the conversations with god saga unfolds it is becoming increasingly mundane and pointless, in this episode we babble on about the usual nonsense, and as usual god worms his way out of actually answering anything meaningful by changing the subject.

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monkey skull, pig mouth, pig face, imagine a pigs face full of blood and sick and piss.

Hello, my name is Toe Knee, and in this episode of the conversations with god podcast we chat to Sir Thomas Cruise in philosophy corner, God does some looming, and we find out God's full name, this is a first!!! essentially what I have done is re hashed the same tired material that we do each episode and dragged it out for another 20 minutes again, im sorry, seriously, its proper crap this time, but thanks.

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to complain or tell me how much you hate my stupid face please email [email protected] errrrrrrrrrrrr

pin brain, brain drain, pig bile, vomit, pig, sick, hell, kill, jill, horse mouth tongue eye, ear tree, mucus machine zero foru, death pig hell face aaaahhhh.

God VS The smallest thing in the the universe, can you guess what that would be?? ok, well basically its another rubbish episode of CWG, where we just keep on spitting out the same old nonsense in a vain attempt to amuse someone somewhere on this massive burning ball of lava we call earth.

Thanks to Kevin Stulen for the inspiration & his magic hair.

Wasp nest face, middle bacon, killer sausage machine, egg, egg ,e eg, egggg, helmet, meat, skull, blood