Conversations with God.

In this episode, God and I chat to Sir David of Hassell hoffs, make a panda salad and discuss zips on trousers, we don't have a sponsor because everyone hates our stupid faces.

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badger face, skunk eye, billowing blood whole of pain.

In this pointless audio mess god and I discuss aquaman, we make an Eagle sandwich in gods kitchen and god gives IN DEPTH advice on achieving that perfect sultry smokey eye look

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# 30 God Vs Lorded Eggs & Smashed up Angels Faces

Another 20 minutes of mindless drivel awaits your ears, join god and I as we discuss a load of old rubbish again, and god tells us an age old story, a story about Cain & Abel, a bloke who grows straw and a bloke who follows sheep around, essentially its the same rubbish we do every episode but re-hashed.

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# 29 God VS Jed the dead ex mormon from heaven

We talk to a dead ex mormon who calls in from gods rubbish over crowded heaven, and god goes to the shops and gets me something from there, its not worth it to be honest, go listen to joe rogan instead.

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# 28 God VS Twiki

Join me and first officer god as we fly a boeing 747 300, its no ordinary passenger jet though, its the launch of the conversations with god airlines, thanks to our patrons we are now operating our own airline and will be coming to an airport near you soon,

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God Vs The Nativity

Probably, actually no, definitely the worst episode so far, we discuss booze, james bond, presents and angels, and the not so three wise men, its a bit of a giggle, thanks for listening, also thanks to @samharrisorg for his contribution.

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# 26 god VS Meat Loaf

God and I discuss overcrowding problems in heaven, and his plans for heaven 2, god cooks meat loaf in gods kitchen, and we spend time exploring our beautiful new conversations with god garden which was paid for by our patrons, so thanks guys, we cover another commandment and discuss satans big old trampoline

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take a look into the pigs mouth, ooo he has been eating salad, i like to put butter up my nose to make air feel safer when my knees have bbe nsucked up into a clay fragment system.

# 25 God Vs Lionel

yes we made another podcast, and yes its utter nonsense as usual, in this episode lionel Richie calls the conversation with god podcast phone, god gets his blind/non blind singers confused, we discuss the lord of the rings trilogy & Star wars, & unfortunately there is a culinary accident in gods kitchen, basically its an unfortunate collection of audio nonsense thrown together by a human & a deity.

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God forgets my birthday, he is a bloody idiot!! what's the point?, it's a mess, it's another terrible episode, sorry!!!

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mud, hair, socks, blood, tusks & wellington boots, sorry

#23 God VS Star Trek, in this epsiode god shoots at some pigs, we discuss philosophy with Jean luc picard of star trek fame, god gets his salmon on in the kitchen, we talk in tongues and discuss who made the maker, and we also find out if God wants a scrub.

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