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Once upon a time, F*uckboy Zero

We dedicate this episode to our favorite podcaster and relationship guru, Jared Freid, of "JTrain" and "U Up?" (with Betches' Boss Betch Jordana Abraham.) We pretty much take everything Jared says as gospel, but in this episode, we do explore some different perspectives on classic Jared-isms. We also talk about dating apps - Do's and Don't's of dating profiles, as well as trying out Betches' app, SHIP, where your friends can go on the app and swipe for you!

We go out into the wild to ask some real live guys about some things we've always wanted to know like: Do guys lose respect for you if you send nudes in a new relationship? Do they care if you have cheating in your past? A criminal history? A demanding career? (or a nonexistent one?) What really turns them on and off? ... Can a wide financial disparity be a deal breaker?

We CSI the shit out of F*ckboy Zero's latest text, discuss F*ckboy social media practices and that damn radar they all come equipped with that tells them to text you the moment you get over them, and we text all 4 F*ckboys to see what kind of text will get a response from an elusive and/or ghostish F*ckboy. And guess which of the following topics we happen upon: 1) People at Target make N sad. 2) Lithium - drug and/or metal. 3) Are we too nice? 4) A past funeral that went unexpectedly. 5) All of the above.

N's latest situationship guy reaches Fuckboy status. And as equal-opportunity goddesses, we acknowledge that women can be total assholes, too.

First, N gets triggered about gender stereotypes in relationships. Then, M surveys her "Ex That She Still Hangs Out With" about sending nudes and what a first date should look like.

Being single moms of teen boys in the era of "Me Too," dating younger vs. older men, and does being an introvert or extrovert influence your texting game?

We perform a ridiculous text conversation between N and a politically, um, passionate, fuckboy that went off the rails. N discusses the "Fuckboy Zero" that started her personal fuckboy pandemic. And we list some common fuckboy behaviors and dialogue - let us know if we left anything out!

Is having different views on Covid / social distancing a deal breaker? Maybe if you JUST matched... but what if you're 5 or 10 dates in and everything else is perfect? How important is texting to you in a relationship? Is your guy's texting style up to your standard? How important is the next-day text after a sex date?