Steve and Harry went to a yard sale of a deceased scientist and bought all kinds of cool stuff...except for the slime virus that they accidentally unleash upon the world. Hilarity ensues.

Harry has a book that talks about how different sports evolved. Did you know that tennis was once played with tomatoes? Golf was played on a baseball field with a bowling ball. Yep. Also, Camille West sings "The Candidates Wife."

In order to complete with Amazon and Walmart, Steve and Harry's store has everything. No, no, really everything, and that's not hyperbole... They have hyperbole too, by the way. Five different kinds. Trout Fishing In America sing "Weary Deer." Yes, that's a real name for a musical group.

Steve loves Halloween. Harry has written a pamphlet on how to get more candy. Camille West is in the studio singing her original "The Monster In The Fridge." Chris and Judy sing a funny song about when Chris' mother made him dress up as a girl for Halloween. There's a Radioman episode, "Chickens And Zombies," and Family Arts Theater sing "Where Do You Keep Your Brains?" In other words, Halloween as usual.

Harry is writing his memoirs and trying to spice his life up a bit. Plus Nancy Tucker is a guest.

He's a puppet, that's why.

It's all about Columbus. A fake news segment about old Chris, Harry's written a report on the old explorer. Jim Kweskin's Jug Band sings a titular song and The Foremen sing one of the greatest protest songs of all time, "Send 'Em Back". THAT one I highly recommend you tuning in for.

Steve and Harry have a hat contest and oh what a contest it is. Hats with particle accelerators, hats that give you a peek into the 7th dimension, hats that contain miniature universes, the hats get more and more complex as the podcast wears on. Harry sings a goofy song, "The Day that Willie Died," and they also play an old recording of "Barnacle Bill the Sailor."

In order to compete with Amazon and Walmart, Steve and Harry have to be well stocked, and they are! Anything you want, they have...and we mean anything. Square balloons, nails as big as a tree, a rocket to send your kid to the moon when he's not behaving...and a doohicky, a doodad, a thingamajig, and dingusmadoodle. Steve sings an old song from the 20's with a modern update on the lyrics, "Then I'd be Satisfied with Life."

Harry brings in a "What if" machine. In other words, what would the world be like if, for instance, Harry had gone with another ventriloquist, or if the dinosaurs hadn't become extinct. Through state-of-the-art technology, complex computer algorithms, and a goofy imagination, we find out! Also, the Rude Girls do a great song called "We Don't Need The Men" and Harry and Steve sing the old Benny Bell song "Shaving Cream."