Jered shaves his head. Jered and Esther discuss phone shaming.

Esther has a scientific discussion about the difference between alligators and crocodiles. Jered discusses what he wears under his karate gear and distracts Esther with his legs. Jered and Esther learn all about phenylalanine, phenylketonuriacs, and folks who make baby formula with Diet Coke (hypothesis).

Jered and Esther explore the ancient Chinese art of nose reading. Jered is determined to prove to Esther that she does, in fact, have a phone voice. Several callers help us out. Esther and Jered discuss 80’s sitcoms, including such favorites as Perfect Strangers, Rags to Riches, Are you Being Served, American Gladiators, and The Get Along Gang. Jered suggests we start a challenge segment and we explore dating apps. Esther almost joins Scruff. Jered talks her down.

Jered and Esther visit the Inn at Little Washington and enjoy a delightful, and unusual dinner. Jered discusses his new favorite tv show. Esther gets excited about a spike in downloads.

Jered and Esther discuss an unusual intravenous therapy for back pain. Jered learns about Esther’s love of nice hands. Esther mistakes Tom Selleck for Burt Reynolds. Jered and Esther ponder aspirational condom sizing. Bonus: easy chicken wing sauce recipe. Trigger warning: may contain corn, gluten, latex.

Jered and Esther lose some garlic stuffed olives. Esther has a theory about her head size and its impact on memory. It’s our Pod-iversary!! Jered’s mom delights and amazes with her linguistic idiosyncrasies. Jered and Esther discuss Olaf from the gym. Also, Jered loves butter.

Jered discusses talent and what it means (we resist the urge to mention the many, many talents of our favorite listener). Esther loses a chili cook off by not winning. Jered and Esther profile Santas. Jered takes Esther to Lidl and they discover that calzone also means panty, in Spanish. Somebody start our wiki page, please and thanks. Hi Shane.

Jered and Esther mourn the loss of clicky-clacky dog. Jered helps mansplain the difference between FORTRAN and 4chan. Esther suggests Jered might be a creepy poll worker. Esther summons the dark nut lord and survives. Jered takes the neighborhood children to a football game and leaves his credit card at a bar for 10 days. Hi Shane.

Jered and Esther discuss Thanksgiving preferences and Jered lies. Esther discusses the appropriate day to begin showing Christmas Spirit. Jered gets excited about a week off from the gym. Jered and Esther discuss non-vegan wines.

Jered camps with a group of 28 year olds and gets a talking to by the park ranger. Esther bakes a lot of bread and gives it away awkwardly. Jered and Esther consider instituting adult merit badges. Esther and Jered discuss Football Americain, Vegan Machismo, and CBD oil.

Jered investigates a fallen tree. Esther tries to get a saucy license plate. Jered and Esther discuss where they would travel if they had only 4 days for vacation. Turns out we’re still hemispherists. We decide to go on a hunger strike until our listeners send us feedback. Folks, please cook your cruciferous veggies. Also, Hi Shane.