Esther rants about gym jerks who back into spots when it’s busy, while her Insta feed is taken over by Japanese ads. Jered contemplates buying a metric ton of poppy seeds before they are banned. Jered and Esther discuss Jered’s fabulous graduation surprise...that Jered has already forgotten about. Yum/Yuck Love/Loathe. A jingle!

Esther bakes a red wine velvet cake to celebrate Jered and Shane’s anticlimactic degree completion. Jered discusses the wonders of modern retail. Jered and Esther discuss listener feedback!

Jered and Esther talk about going to the gym and being hungry. Esther learns that two kids can have the same name and not be the same person, or have the same parents. Jered discusses his tattoo and his dreams. Esther interviews for Jered’s replacement (in her dreams). Yum/Yuck/Love/Loathe.

Esther is plagued by a throat tickle, Jered learns all about Russian Ballerinas who have desserts named after them, Jered and Esther almost run over a bald eagle.

Jered drives Esther to the mountains of North Carolina. Esther and Jered interview Preston and Rob, their gracious spring break hosts. We talk about art, fanny packs, school uniforms, and Preston’s true worth (spoiler alert: $575).

Jered lists all the shows he ever remembers watching as a kid. Esther discusses the things she baked this week. Jered and Esther get a little serious about social media and technology. Also, German-dubbed Beverly Hills 90210. You’re welcome.

Bayside Barbie rants about recipes. Jered discusses his year as a basketball manager. Jered and Esther renew their commitment not to review media on the show. Also, cauliflower ear.

Jered learns he has created memories of ice skating. Esther ponders the health risks of too many Cavendish bananas. Jered and Esther commit to Karaoke on the cruise.

This is part two of Esther and Jered being joined by Johnnie and they have a far ranging conversation covering tarot, exorcism, time travelers, Hitler, gun violence, and the dentist’s favorite time.

This is part one of Esther and Jered being joined by Johnnie and having a far ranging conversation covering tarot, exorcism, time travelers, Hitler, gun violence, and the dentist’s favorite time.