Dallas is underwater, y'all! And it's not just from me crying about making a spreadsheet to track Mason's high school applications.

Between the temps and the new slang I've learned, I'm feeling pretty cool today.

Well, the secret's out...at least with social media advertisers...that I'm actively cutting back on my alcohol intake. Ads EVERYWHERE! Speaking of ads, Christmas ads are also showing up! YAAAAY!

Is it the heat or are people legitimately losing their damned minds lately?

I'm back -- and I missed you! Today, normalcy returns to life in the Koch household...well, sort of normal. Also, talking about haunted houses, why they scare me so much, my worst experiences in them...and why this year we might try again.

It's Friday, y'all! Another week is behind us! YES!

Catching up with my BFF Kerrie about the day's topics, pop culture, "self care" and all the rest. Always a fun time!

Someone's winning a lotto money tonight (maybe!). Did you get your ticket?! You can't win $810 million dollars if you don't play!

We saw the new Top Gun movie this weekend! Can't wait to talk about it. Also, Adele is coming back...if you can figure out how to get tickets. It's a simple 63-step process, give or take. And Aldi has the best make-at-home tortillas that you must try!

Code Word: Vanderbilt -- you'll learn why that's Todd's "secret" way of telling me that I'm talking too much and that the other person is getting bored.