email in to the show: [email protected] 0:00 Intro 0:23 Our move is complete and I've been bob the builder lately 3:03 A complete and total iso by me that derails the show 5:52 Setting up today's segment about advanced stats 8:15 Bilal Coulibaly hype train has left the station 9:30 Official list of acceptable stats on The Coping Hour 10:06 Stat number one (Usage)11:28 Stat number two (Screen assists)12:30 When did the perception of Rudy Gobert get warmer? 15:37 I don't know how dudes mentally recover from gruesome leg injuries17:43 Wrapping up my screen assist praise 19:23 Stat number three (AST/TO ratio)21:16 Quick praise for the Spotify listeners 22:44 "Malice at the Palace in 2024" email reading23:40 What would a large scale NBA brawl look like in 2024?30:10 "Cleveland Browns grievance" email reading33:11 A spiel about sports in Cleveland right now 37:21 "Wizards copium" email reading 39:12 Is it time for Washington Wizards fans to take a break?43:18 "Tough love YouTube" email reading45:39 You have to manage expectations when getting into content creation56:34 A brief spiel about how good the Celtics might be 58:57 Game of Thrones made me miss THE Kawhi buzzer beater 1:00:41 I love the games where you just have to name random people 1:04:39 Outro