Copulators Die First

Copulators Die First

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Copulators Die First episodes

  • CDF 48: Something's Wrong With Nana (The Visit, 2015)
    What else says “Holiday Cheer” like spending time with your estranged grandparents while your mom goes on a booze cruise? Let’s up the ante - Pop Pop has a dirty diaper collection and Nana might be possessed by little lake aliens? Oh, and let’s make it extra spicy - these aren't your grandparents at all! Tune in for a fun discussion and some very special announcements!!!
    1 hr 31 min
  • CDF 47: Consumerism & Lasers (Chopping Mall, 1986)
    The holiday season is in full swing, and what better way could Ash and Nick (with special guest Sarah!) get in the spirit than discussing the horrors of Black Friday, on an episode that drops on Cyber Monday? Consumerism, man. What an ugly beast. Sarah requested we cover Chopping Mall, and this little ditty fits in perfectly with our it’s better to give than to receive story line! Malls in the 80’s - monuments to our greed. Only 3 robotic trash cans - the Killbots - can teach us a lesson!
    1 hr 17 min
  • CDF 45: Ring My Bell (The Autopsy of Jane Doe, 2016)
    Nick and Ash cut right to the chase with this one. It’s a special night radio version of CDF, and they’ve got no time to waste and no shits to give. Who would you Boink, Marry, Kill if your choices are a 300 year old witch, a cat, or a boring old dude in a sweater?
    49 min
  • CDF 44: Uncomfortable Film (Orphan, 2009)
    The Gang is back in action after a small hiatus with all new thrills and chills to delight your spooky souls! So, um...Orphan. What an exercise in recognizing red flags. Nick and Ash explore what it means for a film to truly make you uncomfortable down to your very core, because, well, kids are downright creepy. Especially when they aren't actually kids at all...
    1 hr 17 min
  • HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

    Hey, pumpkins! Nick here with a few spooky announcements on our high holy day of Halloween! Also, enjoy my self-indulgent antics! :)


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    6 min
  • CDF 43: The Boogeyman (Halloween, 1978)
    Pumpkins, Nick and Ash did it! For the finale of Homoween 2019, we finally do a full length episode dedicated to the film that started it all for horror fans everywhere - John Carpenter’s Halloween! Nick and Ash try something new as far as format, so stick with em, because good things are coming :)
    1 hr 3 min
  • CDF 42: Always Check Your Candy! (Trick 'r Treat, 2009)

    On this third week of Homoween, Ash and Nick take a look at one of their absolute favorite movies of all time - horror or not! Nick does his best to give the performance of a lifetime as he dramatically reads the IMDB synopsis (with tangents and opinions inserted occasionally - duh). He's available for all types of voice over work - commercials, important announcements, Moviefone guy replacement, sassy GPS voice, etc.! In addition to that, we have a super special TREAT in store for you, pumpkins! Take a listen and find out what we have for you! No tricks! We promise!

    1 hr 40 min
  • CDF 41: Is She Dead? (Haunt, 2019)
    It’s our first listeners choice episode! By a landslide, Nick and Ash are trying something different and reviewing a horror movie that’s brand new for this Homoween season! Listen in as your favorite hosts breakdown Eli Roth's newest scare-fest! It’s not great, but it’s good - which is a compliment for horror movies. With tangents galore, and an extra special surprise for Nick, this is NOT one to miss!
    1 hr 52 min

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