Join Nick and Ash as they welcome Tori and Meagan from Toil and Trouble Podcast to the Counselor's bunk. Pumpkins,  this week we are diving deep into possibly the worst film ever made, according to Ash, and well, everyone else that was forced to sit down and muscle through this as requested by Tori. Light's out campers, because it's after hours.

Stock footage. Poor editing. Cheesy dialogue. Over-the-top acting. More stock footage. UFO models on strings. Overtly gay character acting. Vampira. What do all these things have in common? They’re key components of the “best worst movie of all time,” Plan 9 from Outer Space! In this week’s installment of horror education at Camp IDontWannaDie your hosts with the most take a look at what could possibly be worse than a high school production of a student-written play called “Dracula meets the Space Aliens” or something. Oh, but wait there’s zombies too. Well, whatever. Nothing makes sense anyway. It’s quite a confusing hour and twenty minutes. But not in a bad way. Join Nick and Ash as they deep dive into Plan 9 trivia and traverse the rocky terrain of poor visual effects and set design that make this one a cult classic. Beware the onslaught of electrified alien macabre zombies! (Okay there's really only 3 zombies)

CDF is celebrating its 30th episode already!? We’re Thirty, flirty, and thriving as the kids say! After a brief hiatus, your favorite queers are back! We start with a catch-up sesh before hopping back on the bus to Camp IDontWannaDie. We’re getting personal - we’re talking loss, mental health, and striving to live our best lives. Then, we’re getting super campy! Killer Klowns From Outer Space is on the chopping block as we enter the big top and admit that these Klowns are far more charming than anyone else in this cult classic! Sorry not sorry, you’ll never look at cotton candy the same way again.

In light of recent events, this episode is dedicated to the late Luca Charles, Camp IDONTWANNADIE's beloved mascot. Ash and Nick have decided to release the unaired bonus episode recorded with their good friends and co-counselors Yaz and Kasey of The Worst Horror Podcast! Hang with our Scooby Gang as they dive deep into their respective local lore and much, MUCH more!

Hi everyone, Nick here. My French Bulldog Luca suddenly passed away this week while I was in Ohio visiting Ash. We’ll be taking this week off to heal, but we’ll be back August 5th with a new episode.

This film is an Amazon Prime hand-picked...gem? This “so bad it’s good” experience was thrust upon us like a bad trip and congrats! - we’re sharing it with you. Join your favorite homos as they traverse the rocky terrain of this B Horror flick that checks off all of the boxes on the list of things you absolutely shouldn't do while camping. Oh, and there are killer furries too.

Rob from The Pumpkin Spice Podcast is in the studio this week! Well, kind of. Modern technology breaks down geographical communication barriers. Rob and your fearless hosts are helping tear down the 90’s film that seemed to give every little kid nightmares! From opulent wardrobe choices to maniacal, magical world domination, we dissect and reminisce on The Witches! The gang also takes on existential questions about Willy Wonka standing for something way bigger than just a candy monarchy, and the potential existence of a Wonkaverse. Are the Witches and Willy in cahoots or mortal enemies? The world may never know!

Did you ever have that one girl in school that you SWORE was straight out of hell? Well, Jennifer is basically that girl. She’s evil, and not just high school evil. She is literally a succubus. She’s here to tell you all about how boys are dumb, and tear down the patriarchy with her campy one-liners. Nick and Ash never thought they’d worship a demon, but Jennifer and Needy are quite persuasive. Join them as they sing the praises of Diablo Cody’s criminally under-celebrated turn at horror - Jennifer’s Body!

Hello Campers! Counselor Death Sprinkles here! Hold onto your bags, because the buses are making no stops and we are going FULL SPEED AHEAD! Nick and Ash are excited for the first week of Camp Idontwannadie and they hope everyone is prepared to talk about this week's film! It’s campy! It takes place at a camp! All we need now are some roasty marshmallows! What's your favorite campfire tale? Maybe one about a dude in a hockey mask that just...won't...DIE?

The last week, and subsequently the last episode of Pride Month is upon us, and Nick and Ash reflect on what it truly means to be in an era where representation is done both effectively and responsibly - or when it isn’t. The duo take on not one, but two films this week and read each one in the very first head to head, versus death match. Grab your reading glasses because the library is open. When it comes to our trans brothers and sisters, we can do better. Happy pride, everyone!