Copulators Die First

To officially kick off the Homoween season, Nick and Ash take on the Disney classic Hocus Pocus! It may not technically be a horror movie, but it is definitely the ultimate suburban Halloween, crunchy leaves, which house gives out full candy bars, cozy Fall with chunky sweaters and apple cider movie. And this is definitely our podcast and not yours, and this movie is a house favorite so don’t come for us. So sit back and enjoy as this seasonal classic gets the CDF treatment!

Oh, hi! We’re just casually kicking off spooky season with one of our favorite spooky ladies! Listen in - because it’s just the beginning of our favorite time of year! We’re celebrating strong women, discussing the importance of Halloween candy, and anticipating all of the awesome spooks and boos to come for HOMOWEEN!

Nick and Ash Join Toil And Trouble Podcast for a unique look at mysteries from their home town and surrounding areas. This one is going to be a scream! #spookygirlapproved

As we round home base on our Fact Vs Film series for September, we go a different direction with our horror obsession. We’re tackling our first urban legend and the movie inspired by the book, inspired by the legend! That bump in the night? Is there something - SOMEONE - tapping at your window in the dark? Is it the boogeyman or something else entirely? Something...not of this world, perhaps? Look for the red glowing eyes in the middle of the night in West Virginia. They have something to tell you.

As we enter September, it’s back to school, pumpkins! Time to get our facts straight! All month long we’ll be taking a little fact-finding journey to discover how much liberty the film industry takes when movies are based on true events. This week we dissect The Haunting in Connecticut. 2009 was a magical time for film; but not in this case! Ash puts on their investigative lenses and dives into what kind of creative liberties were taken and what parts of real life were too...unsavory for this vanilla, conventional film. Come along as we recount the haunting...er...alleged haunting of the Snedeker family. Nick recaps the movie and maybe finally has a severe mental break? Only time will tell!

As we enter September, it’s back to school, pumpkins! Time to get our facts straight! All month long we’ll be taking a little fact-finding journey to discover how much liberty the film industry takes when movies are based on true events. Tori from Toil and Trouble is back to help with the research! This week we’ll be comparing The Conjuring to the events that inspired it: the Perron family haunting, the legend of Bathsheba Sherman, and the accounts of Ed & Lorraine Warren. We’re excited! Are you excited!? You better be, nerds!

Conference time with Nick and Ash! Get to know your hosts just a little better with a quick (not really) Q&A!

Campers,  pack your bags because summer camp is officially over! With the bittersweet taste of charred marshmallows and awkward first kisses in our mouths, we say goodbye to this chapter; but not before reading from The Necronomicon with Ash (quite literally) and Nick! Listen here, children: reading is what!? Fundamental! Too bad Ash and his friends didn’t do much of that! On the bright side, what better way to celebrate the last week of camp than with one of the penultimate films regarding a good old fashioned weekend camping trip in the Tennessee woods with your friends where they all accidentally get possessed and then you kill them all? And well, every good story deserves a good segue, a twist or two, and gallons upon gallons of fake blood! So strap in, pay attention, and it'll all make sense in the end! Here’s to the inaugural season of Camp IDontWannaDie!

Campers, we are nearing the end of the inaugural run of Camp IDontWannaDie! Sit back and relax as Ash and Nick bring you the detailed account of the comically awful, yet delightfully fun, 2014 film Zombeavers! Tangents aplenty, your head counselors (ahem...Nick) get a little carried away by the zombeaver fever! I mean, zom-bear-ver!? C’mon! Be sure to place your vote for the film we’ll be covering in the Camp IDontWannaDie finale, and stay tuned for what’s coming next! It’s almost the end of summer and all our spooky little hearts are quivering with autumn excitement!

Welcome back, pumpkins! This week author David Nora Jr. stops in to discuss his recently released book Slasher Crasher, while also helping Nick and Ash dissect fact from fiction - or LEGEND - in this week's film.