Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!

Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!

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Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such! episodes

  • Puttin On Airs Sneak Peak: Pizza and Wine, Oh How Divine!

    Hidy ho, Heroes! Heres you a preview of some of the things in store for you on this week's Puttin On Airs!

    I think this video highlights that if Trae and I were as passionate about ANYTHING the way we are food, we'd both be millionaires or Noble Laureates lol..... Enjoy!

    OH ALSO STAY TUNED BECAUSE LATER TODAY YOU WILL BE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH A LINK TO JOIN TONIGHT'S LIVESTREAM AT 9PM EST!

    Love y'all!

    And remember, all of the PAID stuff I do is now on my herohero!

    Join using this invite and get your first 3 months FREE! Click Here to Sign Up And Put Corey's Kid Thru College!

    After you do that, you can bump your substack subscription down to the free tier!

    Much love!

    ‘Corey



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    5 min
  • Wasting Away Again In MetamucilVille!

    Hey y’all! Full rant video is up RIGHT NOW on the ole herohero! (Click here to subscribe and get 3 monthsfree!https://herohero.co/coreyryanforrester/invites/CMUFUACRRH )

    Full audio will be up later for free here on the Subby Stack!

    Love yall!



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    1 min
  • Park Rant 8/30/24!

    *Video version is up on my herohero! If you havent already joined me over there, use this link right here to get your first 3 months free! Then, you can just knock your Substack Subscription down to Free Subscriber! (I know life is complicated enough, but herohero made me a really good deal and I have a baby now so y’all just go with it if ya don’t mind!😂)*

    About this week’s rant….

    Hey, y'all! This week, like an old man, i ranted bout the weather for a bit. Mainly on account of how the tomato yield has been week this summer, and thats usually the only thing that makes the heat worth it! That lead to talking about the upcoming season of fall and how excited I am to eat chili and wear sweatshirts and what not!

    Then i spent a fair amount of time talking about True Crime because they're is a new podcast out (Noble) that takes place about 5 minutes from my house and it has got me (even more than usual) jacked up about small town mysteries and what not!

    Then to bring it on home, I talked about racist antiques and whether or not we should want them gone, or want them on display so we never forget our dark past.... what do y'all think?

    Love y'all!



    This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
    24 min
  • Rantin Bout Being an Emotional Dad, C

    In today’s rant, I discuss many things including my gratitude for ALL OFF Y’ALL in regards to the launch of my new column in the Atlanta Journal Constitution. I also talk about the influence of Lewis Grizzard and share some of my favorite of his book titles and covers. I also brought up a podcast called Noble, which explores a controversy involving a crematorium in Noble, Georgia. …. pretty sure i’ve talked to y’all about this before but it is RIGHT DOWN THE ROAD FROM ME and we tried to do a damn tv show based on it!

    Naturally i also reflect on the emotional toll of being a father lol

    If you still havent made the switch to herohero, dont worry, the FREE 3 MONTHS still applies to you if you use this invite right here: OG SUBSTACKER INVITE!

    Once you’ve done that, you can absolutely stop paying for Substack but i do encourage you to stay here as a FREE member as I will still be posting and am always active in the chat! No reason we cant have two fun things!

    Also, y’all… my first column for The Atlanta Journal-Constitution came out today and you can read it right here!!!

    Love y’all… and for my herohero people, there will be a new 3 Clicks and a Hick up at WeLoveCorey.com at 8 pm EST tonight!

    Love y’all!



    This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
    18 min
  • Performing Jeff Daniel’s “Greatest Country On Earth” monologue while out of breath, half dead, and jogging

    Been adding a little spice to my fitness routine: performing famous monologues whilst jogging and fighting for air/my life 🤣

    Today’s monologue was originally performed by Jeff Daniels in The Newsroom and was written by Aaron Sorkin while he was firmly up his own butt!

    Full monologue is up on my bonus site which you can find at WeLoveCorey.com (that’s my herohero!)

    if you are NOT already signed up, use this special invite made available to only OG Substackers and get the first 3 months FREE!: https://herohero.co/coreyryanforrester/invites/CMUFUACRRH

    Once you’ve subscribed, feel free to bump your Substack subscription down to the FREE tier:)

    What do you think about the monologue?



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    2 min
  • DISNEY LIED TO US? (Clip From Puttin On Airs!) *Trigger Warning: Animal Deaths and The Word S*icide*

    Y’all consider me plum blown away! (Or is is “plumb”?)

    We’ve all known Disney could be evil for various reasons but they really leveled up on this one!

    btw, the FULL episode is up EARLY over on my herohero at WeLoveCorey.com !

    have you signed up yet? If not, use this invite to get the first 3 months FREE! https://herohero.co/coreyryanforrester/invites/CMUFUACRRH

    Yall have a great night and thanks to all those who have already supported me and my family by signing up at WeLoveCorey.com

    P.S. my first TWO Articles for the Atlanta Journal Constitution have been given the stamp of approval so look out for those real soon!

    ‘Corey



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    2 min
  • Rantin bout Popeye, Cocaine, Kissinger, Kamala & Coach Walz!

    Hey y’all! Use this invite And get 3 months free on my new paid site! https://herohero.co/coreyryanforrester/invites/CMUFUACRRH

    Today I wanted to talk to yall bout some fun drug stories regarding Hollywood!

    I also touch on my shocking enthusiasm for the Democratic Party over the past 3 weeks!

    Love yall!!



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    18 min
  • Rantin About The People Who Ain’t Got Nothing Better To Do Than Transvestigate Female Athletes

    Not much more to say bout that. It’s weird, it’s gross, and frankly it’s dangerous. Not to mention flat out DUMB AS S**T cause I know these sumbitches went to school with gals just as jacked and “Tom boyish” that they never once thought s**t about!

    Anywho, the video for this here rant is up on my herohero… if you aint. heard the news, i’ve signed a deal with them that REALLY helps me and my family, so it will be the primary focus of my “paid content”

    I have a special invite for you OG Substackers though so you can get your first 3 months for FREE! Click Here To Join Corey's herohero at a discount just for Substackers!

    After you’ve done that, you are more than fine to bump your Substack membership down to “free” but i wouldn’t cancel it all together because i still intend on keepin stuff coming here, and I am still very active in the chat!

    Look out for an announcement soon as i will be doing a livestream q and a to 1.) have fun with y’all, 2.) answer any questions you have about the new site!

    Thanks for all the support you continue to give me!



    This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
    11 min
  • Rantin' Bout Breakfast, Weight Gain, Body Builders/Body Positivity & More!

    Hey y’all! First let me get some business out of the way… if you have not heard, I am switching my main creative energies over to HeroHero and you all can get 3 months FREE by using this invite link: https://herohero.co/coreyryanforrester/invites/LKMLIZKZBX

    I will be posting ALL the stuff you are used to here on Substack, just on a sleeker platform… plus you get a discount AND they have made ME a great offer that benefits me and my family, so I really hope you will support it! After your free trial, it will be the exact same price as this Substack so nothing will change on your part except for that i’ll be able to put more money in my kid’s college fund and spend more time on my audio dramas lol

    Now on to todays rant! Today I talked about weight gain, weight loss, THE GREAT BREAKFAST LIE and many more things!

    If talk of weight issues triggers you, I TOTALLY understand…. maybe skip this one… you wont hurt my feelings at all!

    Love y’all very much, and I hope to see you on HeroHero!

    ‘Corey



    This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
    35 min

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